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The Honeymoon

January 25, 2011

For most women, wedding days are a culmination of all the hopes, dreams, expectations, societal norms, fairy tales and Lifetime original movies that have been carefully cultivated in the mind since childhood. So, when the place settings turn out wrong, or the minister doesn’t show up on time, or the best man confesses, during a drunken ramble, that he slept with the maid of honor, it can be disappointing. But when your hubby-to-be gets cold feet and jilts you just before the ceremony, the devastation is total. This is the situation in which Angela (Alektra Blue) finds herself in The Honeymoon.

So, when the wedding gets called off, is the groom’s family partly responsible for the wedding bills? Do the gifts have to be returned? Better yet, with whom does the former bride do the consummating? The answers are: I don’t know. I don’t know. Anyone she damn well pleases.

What a great friend Angela has in Kaylani Lei, who convinces her that she should go on her non-refundable vacation anyway. The one snag is that it’s a couples retreat, but when has that ever stopped anyone in a porn flick? (see Cheater’s Retreat by Sweet Sinner Media). From the over-sexed and anal loving Martins to the delusional horny rock star to the sultry lesbians, there are some truly unforgettable and oversexed vacationers in this one. One person in particular, a handsome staff member, snaps Angela out of her sadness. But, is he just a rebound or does he actually have a shot with her?

The Honeymoon was directed by Stormy Daniels, a porn veteran in her own right and star of such flicks as Operation: Desert Stormy and Forbidden. She brings her experience in front of the camera to her work behind the lens, ramping up the intensity even further. Of course, with hotties like Alektra, Zoe Britton, Monique Alexander, and Kaylani Lei taking center stage, ramps probably weren’t necessary.

Stars: Alektra Blue Kaiya Lynn Anthony Rosano Zoe Britton Dane Cross Rocco Reed Aiden Ashley Carmen Valentina Brendon Miller Mr. Pete Monique Alexander Kaylani Lei

Categories: New Release Feature All Sex Glamour

Running Time: 111 minutes

Released: 11/2010

Studio Name: Wicked Pictures

Director: Stormy Daniels

Jenna Haze’s Meow

July 22, 2010

ALL NEW! ALL GIRL!

Starring: Jenna Haze Charmane Star Monique Alexander Karlie Montana Sophia Santi Zoe Britton Faye Reagan Carmen McCarthy Dani Jensen Alexis Capri

Jenna is not just the star of “Meow” but the director too. There ain’t a dick to be seen and sometimes that is just fine by me, except that I do see my dick of course because I’m jerkin it to the stuff I see on the screen.

In this movie Jenna has a hot girl-on-girl reunion with her ex-girlfriend Monique Alexander that reminds her she likes it lesbo. Then two uber hot redheads, Dani Jensen and Faye Reagan, are in a scene together that you canNOT miss if you like sexy gingers! And sexy gingers that eat pussy especially! Later Jenna is back to tease and play with blindfolded Charmane Star, and sometimes a blindfold can be really hot especially when it’s two babes like this. Carmen McCarthy bugs Sophia Santi for some attention and boy does she get it, with some fingering and 69. Then switch over to part two to see the rest… first there’s some power play for dominance and submission with Sophia and Jenna. Next Jenna tries out some fresh new meat, err clam I guess, when she plays with Alexis Capri, who hasn’t done that many movies. I can’t blame Jenna for wanting to try out the new girl! Finally there’s a fiery hot scene with Zoe Britton and Karlie Montana to end things on a high note.

All the girls look good enough to eat in their lingerie and stockings. Normally I just want ‘em to get naked ASAP so I can get to everything better, but when I’m watchin girls play together something about the frilly undies is like frosting on the cupcake.

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