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Show Me the Money Shot

Posted in Uncategorized on July 16th, 2010
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Show Me the Money Shot

Well, yeah this one copped a line from that one sports film with the Scienceology guy in it. What’s his face…Tom Boat or Tom Ship or something like that and that other Havana Gooding dude. That’s pretty lame since that movie was like over a decade ago. They should just call it  something like, “Give Me Head. Make My Day, Punk”. There probably already is a title of that kind. But, nobody give no shit about the title. It’s just a stupid way to get your attention, so you can look at the pictures to see what’s inside. And man, what’s inside this one will blow your monster-y mind!

First what you should do is look at the line-up of hot pussy in this flick. Then, if it’s not time for bed once you all get done reading the entire list, go actually watch some of the action. I mean, I’ve seen a lot of girlies get blasted with cum, like in the Sloppy Head series, but this is totally off the charts drippy! There’s 80 money shots here. Now, I don’t know nothing about human cash or nothing but if I had a dollar for every money shot in this flick…man I’d have thousands of dollars…millions maybe! I could go buy myself all the neat-o human stuff I’ve been wanting. I’d have a big, yellow house and a yellow car. I’d get me a pet too, probably a canary or a giraffe if I could get them spots outta there.

Anyway, my boys over at Hush Hush really done good on this one. And not just because of the cumshots neither. I’m not even gonna try to list all the stuff that these nasty, nasty girls do, because there’s WAY too many, but you’ll see plenty of other fucking stuff like ball sucking, fingering, masturbation, squirting, anal sex and tons of blowjobs. And if you want to see some real Tea Baggers goin’ at it, not them fake wanna be politics guys with the lawn chairs and picket signs and junk then this film will give you some of that too.

What are you still here for? Go! Watch the film. Then check out some other good stuff from the boys at Hush Hush.

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Car Wash Girls

Posted in Uncategorized on July 12th, 2010
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Car Wash Girls

If you gone and spent your day doing one thing all the time, you’d probably be in some real hurry to do something the total opposite. Like, I spend my entire day being a monster, so I do this blog and try to act all human for a bit to even stuff out. So, is it any big wonder that the girls in this movie Car Wash Girls want to get dirty? They spend all their time cleaning cars and washing metal, so they want to get really, really dirty. Really dirty. Did I say really dirty? I meant REALLY dirty.

Eva Angelina and Alexis Texas start off and show you how it’s done. Alexis even cleans a windshield glass with her butt. It’s totally awesome! How lucky those dead bugs are!  There’s soapy pail water getting dumped down her ass crack and just about everywhere else along with the fucking.

Rachel Starr is too busy day dreaming to do actual work, but her dreams are a bunch of fucking and masturbation and stuff with Manuel Ferrera.

Charley Chase and Isis Love fuck Jon Jon’s big dick and Charley is the orgasm queen. She cums a ton and even squirts in this scene. That should be telling you how violent this girl cums if she is competing with hoses and water and you can still see it happen! Lots of doggie fucking in this one, but like I said a while ago, should be called monster style ’cause we were doing that stuff way before dogs!

Nikki Sexx and Mick Blue go full force ahead in the next scene. You’ll dig her nice round ass and big, bouncy tits with dangerous pointy nipples. I know I sure do. Next time she should forget about Blue and go for yellow…like by huge yellow monster dick!

Manuel is back in the last scene and he fucks Bobbi Starr and Chayse Evans after they do some off road driving. He gets some in road fucking of their asses. I think that ride might be bumpier than the road! The two girls get tossed around silly on his cock. He oughta put some shock absorbers on that thing…heh heh!

My boys down at Elegant Angel always do some sweet film work. There’s always the best girls and fucking that’s all over the place good. So watch this one for sure!

Time to go back to doing monster things and FUCK!

Alexis Texas

Eva Angelina

Bobbi Starr

Charley Chase

Chayse Evans

New Release: Sport Fucking 6

Posted in New Release on May 27th, 2010
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Sport Fucking 6

Sport Fucking 6

“Sport fucking” sounds like what we monsters like to do! I dunno a lot about Erik Everhard as a person but I know he must got a little bit of monster in him based on how he loves to fuck so much! Anybody who would name a series of movies “Sport Fucking” is all right with me. Erik is usually the lucky bastard doing the sport fucking with the girls in the movies, but sometimes he gets friends to do it… must be when he’s asleep or eating to get fueled up for more or something.

“Sport Fucking 6″ has all these total sex addicts in it like Rachel Starr, the one on the top left, and she gives some of the best blowjobs ever shown in a porno. Never forget the balls! A girl who gets into ball sucking is one you want to keep around, know what I mean? Things get so wet and messy with Rachel and Erik that it looks like she might slip off and go sliding across the floor. Olivia Alize, the one on the bottom right side of the cover, has the second scene and she’s fucking Erik too. She has pretty big tits that Erik decides to fuck when he’s not plunging into her puffy pussy! Who wouldn’t want to be tittie fucking some 34Ds like hers? Andy San Dimas is up next. She’s the real pretty dark-haired one at the bottom left with The Body, one of the hottest I ever saw! I just want to grab her tiny waist while I fuck her doggie style! She’s a ball sucker just like Olivia. These girls need to teach other girls about it.

In part two there’s the rest of the babes. Brittany Miller is first and she’s the sort of redhead on the upper right side of the box. Her scene is with James Deen the human fuck machine, who always knows how to bang a girl just right. They play geeks in love, or at least in lust. There’s good breast play if you like it, and why wouldn’t you? Mallory Rae is the sexy, lean blonde in the middle of the cover, wearing sexy stockings. After writing one of those notes on the mirror in lipstick to Erik, she starts playing with herself but pretty soon Erik shows up to help. The Latina with big tits on the bottom middle of the box cover is Lacy Cruz. In the last scene, Toni Ribas tries to get her to do her first ever pussy squirting with a rowdy fuck, but there’s a little bit of pissing instead. Good if you’re really a perv, and I am!

Car Wash Girls

Posted in New Release on March 30th, 2010
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Car Wash Girls

There are two reasons why you should get soapy and look a lot at this watery film. No that isn’t right now. There are really 4,23,8593,09 (stoopid numbers) why you should see this, but the two big ones are Alexis Texas and Charley Chase.

Alexis has all kinds of big things besides reasons. She got like the hugest big butt. It’s like so large I might be able to squeeze totally into her crack! I really wanna fuck her ass anyway, but doing that from the inside would be all dark and strange. This girl has won all kinda neat trophy gear for her fucking, but I never saw anybody clean a car glass shield with her butt before. She is Buttwoman after all so I guess that’s it’s all good.

Charley just cums a lot. It’s no wonder she’s in good body shape with the spazzes and muscle working out she gets in her scenes. She also was in the Buttwoman series with Alexis and she almost took full spotlight away from Texas’ ass ’cause of how she cums so much. She cums a ton in this movie too sittin’ on top of Jon Jon’s long black dick. I think how many times I would get her to scream poking her with my giganto yellow cock. Glass repair guys could retire after they fix all the busted up windows…heh heh.

I don’t know how Elegant Angel get so many eggselant exselent…fuck…good ass, hot girls all the time. Eva Angelina, Rachel Starr, Bobbi Starr and Chayse Evans are also fly in this movie. Heh, I just saw that there are two Starrs fucking around here. It’s like they are running dry of porn names. Here’s a good one: Wolley Snipe. I’ll let you figure that one.

I gotta go fuck!