Posts Tagged ‘Jenna Haze’

Featured Star: Jenna Haze

Posted in Featured Star on December 1st, 2010
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Jenna HazeThose bedroom eyes, that natural body, those legs that go for days even though she’s only 5’3″ – are those the reasons you love this woman? Is it the way she fucks so hard you feel it through your screen? Does her dirty talk alone almost make you cum? Is it her oral talents that get you off? For those reasons and more, Jenna Haze has been a porn megastar since she started in 2001.

Jenna began in amateur porn, setting herself apart with a true passion for sex that too few girls display. Throughout her career, she has been one gorgeous raunch queen. She’s proving herself as a director and has her own studio, JennarationX. How did a self-described “sweet little stoner girl who loves to fuck” conquer porn and make it look so easy?

Jenna was born in Fullerton, California on February 22, 1982. After a boyfriend dumped her for not putting out, on the first day of high school, Jenna had her revenge by giving her virginity to his worst enemy. When she turned 18, she briefly tried stripping. At 19, Jenna met director Craven Moorehead and shot her first scene, for “The Oral Adventures of Craven Moorehead 8,” within days. She showed drive and hunger even then! Jenna was only supposed to blow Slim Shady (then her agent) and Moorehead, but she got so carried away that she ended up fucking them. That passion made her the new XXX It Girl.

Jenna signed with Jill Kelly Productions in April 2002 and thrived in the close-knit, female-run environment. On a personal note, Jenna fell in love with a JKP cameraman and became serious enough about the relationship that she decided to shoot only all-girl. When Jenna won 2003 AVN Best New Starlet, critics doubted she could capitalize on her win while working only with women, but she proved them wrong. Jenna’s movies remain among JKP’s most popular titles, including “Lipstick Lingerie and Lesbians” and “Brunette Beauties.”

Jenna Haze: Dark SideIn 2005, Jill Kelly left JKP and Jenna didn’t renew her contract. She also broke up with her boyfriend, freeing her to fuck guys in movies again. Released in March 2006, “Jenna Haze: Dark Side” was not only Jenna’s return to boy/girl scenes, but it also marked her first interracial scene, with Mr. Marcus. It was also the first time she handled more than three cocks at once – in a five-guy blowbang. “Dark Side” was a huge critical and financial success for Jenna and her new boyfriend Jules Jordan, who produced and directed.

Jenna’s comeback was no fluke. She released “Jenna Haze Oil Orgy,” the first porn Blu-ray, in May 2006. Following an appearance on HBO’s “Pornucopia,” she landed bit parts in the mainstream hits “Superbad” and “Crank: High Voltage.” In 2007, Jenna started feature dancing in strip clubs. The incredible “Interactive Sex: Jenna Haze,” still one of her most popular titles, won an AVN Award for Best Interactive DVD in 2008.

Last year was one of Jenna’s best; she started JennarationX, won Female Performer of the Year from AVN, XBIZ, and XRCO – porn’s Triple Crown – and began directing Cum-Spoiled Bratswith “Cum-Spoiled Sluts.” This year has also rocked; Jenna directed and starred in “Cum-Spoiled Brats,” reprised her leading role in the Twilight parody series (aka Twilight for straight men) with “This Isn’t the Twilight Saga: Eclipse the XXX Parody,” and did several award-nominated movies.

Including her second Female Performer of the Year nomination, Jenna is up for eleven AVN Awards, to be announced January 8, 2011. “Meow” is nominated for Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene. Jenna has scenes from “D2: Deviance” nominated for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene and Best Threeway Sex Scene (G/G/B). For “Sexual Blacktivity 2,” Jenna is up for Best Director – Ethnic Video and Best Threeway Sex Scene (G/B/B). “Just Jenna” received nominations for Best Anal Sex Scene, Best Couples Deviance 2Sex Scene, and Best Tease Performance. For Best P.O.V. Sex Scene, Jenna is nominated for a scene from “Rebel Girl.” She’s also in the running for Best Porn Star Website.

Jenna is only the second girl ever to win Best New Starlet and later win Female Performer of the Year, and her chances for more trophies are good. This could be the year she wins VOD Awards Performer of the Year. She’s also won FAME Awards over the years for such categories as Dirtiest Girl in Porn 2009 and 2010, Favorite Anal Starlet, and Favorite Oral Starlet.

In spite of the accolades, Jenna’s that California stoner girl who found her purpose in life. She’s a free-spirited romantic and a dreamer who happens to enjoy sharing the dirtiest dreams with the world!

Featured Movie: Hot Shower All-Stars

Posted in Uncategorized on July 26th, 2010
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Hot Shower All Stars

I guess a fair question would mostly have to be this: if a couple girls take a shower together with the end idea being that they get clean, does licking each other’s pussies and tits and other parts make them cleaner or dirtier when they’re done? As a monster I don’t really know the answer to that question at all, but I never thought much about showers and stuff since we don’t really take no shower or even no bath for all that matter. We mostly just find a lake or lick ourselves or hope it rains or something. So, I guess from a monster side of things, the added tongues to the twats would make them cleaner and the dirtier part would be more in one of them metafourikal ways.

After watching this film and the cute girls of all shapes and sizes hooking up in a shower, I think I’m going to have to try me some shower fucking after this. Katie Morgan and Phoenix Ray steam up the screen in the first bit of play with a bunch of fingering, toy play and masturbation. Stormy and Mary Carey add some 69 to that last bit in the second scene. Jenna Haze and Cassandra turn up the steam even more with an outdoor shower scene though all that steam kinda vanishes into the air. They’re super into each other and do pussy grinding and some 69. They look really hot together, and would even look hotter with me fucking them!

Celeste Star and Alexis Love take over the screen and will mostly bust open the fly of your pants in the next scene. They’re also outside and sexy as all hell, especially Alexis and her slick, totally shaved slit. Not only do they finger each other, but they do some strap-on shower fucking that is big intense! Renae Cruz and Lola Banks add a rim job to the action and Ann Harlow brings her mega-slender body and really hairy pussy to her scene with Ashley Blue.

So, you can see that it’s all shower stuff, but each pair puts some unique twists into their fucking, making this a for sure see film. Now I gotta go and try to wash off all my dirty thoughts, though it’s gonna take a big ton of soap!

Performers of the Year 2010

Posted in Uncategorized on July 24th, 2010
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Performers of the Year 2010

Performers of the Year 2010

This is a movie that’s been out since the first of the year but I just now got a chance to talk about it cause I’ve been so busy with the other porn these babes have been in! Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, Kagney Linn Karter, Julia Ann, and Kristina Rose are here to show why Elegant Angel named them Performers of the Year 2010. It ain’t the same as the AVN or XRCO or whatever awards shows say, but you know Tori was named Performer of the Year for AVN, XBIZ, XRCO, and F.A.M.E. this year. Jenna Haze won the same awards at most of those same letter-named places last year and some of these other girls are for sure gonna have to win sometime. Some of ‘em got nominated a few times.

Tori is one of the prettiest dirty girls ever and she goes after Mark Ashley’s cock like a starving woman who found a sausage.  Kristina is all bendy while Mick Blue pounds her and she gives him a footjob. Alexis launches into a fuck with Johnny Sins that looks like they’d do it even with no camera there. Julia Ann is the AVN MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year 2010, she’s hot as ever, and she’s fucking AVN Male Performer of the Year Manuel Ferrara. I heard all the girls love him so maybe these chicks drew straws or had a catfight to see who got to do the scene with him. They are great at fucking each other! Next is Jenna, who worships Michael Stefano’s dick, slobbing the knob and getting stuffed so good she turns into a dirty talking whore. Kagney is the newest girl here and if she ain’t a huge name yet, just wait. Fucking like she does here, with last year’s AVN Male Performer of the Year James Deen, is good enough to make her a star along with her hot body and face. Last but not least with a scene that takes up most of the bonus disc is Bobbi, who rivals Tori for prettiest dirty girl ever. Even with her hair shorter she is still total sex. Mark Ashley does her in the throat, pussy, and ass. Her beautiful face looks even better with a load in her mouth.

These are some of the best porn sluts around right now and they’re all in one movie, so if you haven’t seen it yet you need to stop whatever you’re doing and give your cock the jerk of a lifetime.

Jenna Haze

Jenna Haze

Bobbi Starr

Bobbi Starr

Julia Ann

Julia Ann

Monster Dicks for Young Chicks 6

Posted in Uncategorized on July 23rd, 2010
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Monster Dicks for Young Chicks 6

I can’t even start to tell you how excited I got when I saw the title of this one. “FINALLY! My time is here,” is what I was thinkin’. I’m gonna fuck a whole bunch a young, hot chicks with my huge yellow dick and the title is gonna rhyme and I’m gonna be famous and then I’m going to go and buy a new house with a pool and a car and the car is gonna be a water car so I can drive IN the pool…you know, all kinds of stuff that as a monster I can’t use. But it would only be to make all those movie guys jellis for not putting me in there movies sooner.

And then I thought that if I’m doin’ this here blog about the movie then it is already done. I know I ain’t got the best memory or nothing, but I remembered that I’d probably remember fucking Jenna Haze and a bunch of other chicks and driving around in a water car. So then I got bummed out. But, then I watched the film and all them girls gettin’ fucked and I forgot all about the pool and the fame…until now when I’m writing about it, which makes it hurt all over again. But, then I watched the first scene of little Jenna getting anal fingered and anally fucked by Mark Davis and I was good again.

Sophia also helped by blowing and handjobbing Lexington Steele’s huge black cock. She also took it in the ass. Nikki Nite and Angel long also get fucked in the ass real good, with Angel doing some ATM action on Lex’s ridickulous prick in the last scene. In fact, if you are digging the anal sex thing you’ll definitely want to check this one out. The only one who doesn’t do any is Mandy Starr, but she’s really hot and there is a rim job and toe sucking for any foot fetishists out there. I’m not big on feet…especially humans with their five toes – Bleeeeccchhhh!

Jenna Haze


Angel Long

New Release: Jenna Haze’s Meow

Posted in New Release on July 22nd, 2010
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Jenna is not just the star of “Meow” but the director too. There ain’t a dick to be seen and sometimes that is just fine by me, except that I do see my dick of course because I’m jerkin it to the stuff I see on the screen.

In this movie Jenna has a hot girl-on-girl reunion with her ex-girlfriend Monique Alexander that reminds her she likes it lesbo. Then two uber hot redheads, Dani Jensen and Faye Reagan, are in a scene together that you canNOT miss if you like sexy gingers! And sexy gingers that eat pussy especially! Later Jenna is back to tease and play with blindfolded Charmane Star, and sometimes a blindfold can be really hot especially when it’s two babes like this. Carmen McCarthy bugs Sophia Santi for some attention and boy does she get it, with some fingering and 69. Then switch over to part two to see the rest… first there’s some power play for dominance and submission with Sophia and Jenna. Next Jenna tries out some fresh new meat, err clam I guess, when she plays with Alexis Capri, who hasn’t done that many movies. I can’t blame Jenna for wanting to try out the new girl! Finally there’s a fiery hot scene with Zoe Britton and Karlie Montana to end things on a high note.

All the girls look good enough to eat in their lingerie and stockings. Normally I just want ‘em to get naked ASAP so I can get to everything better, but when I’m watchin girls play together something about the frilly undies is like frosting on the cupcake.

Jenna Haze

Posted in Featured Director, Featured Star on July 21st, 2010

Jenna Haze

You gotta love a porn chick that aims really high. Jenna Haze is one of them girls. She wants to be the all-time nastiest, dirtiest slut there ever could be. If all her big shiny awards and that aren’t proof (AVN Award for Best New Starlet of the Year and Best Solo Sex Scene in 2003 and an award for Best Interactive DVD in 2008 called Interactive Sex With Jenna Haze) then her want to fuck guys, girls, guys and girls and whatever should be all you need. Heck, by that standard, I should win ton of awards. I’ll fuck damn near anything! But they don’t got no Best Monster award at the AVN or nothing. Maybe they should start!

Speaking about high, Jenna took her name from that one guitarist dude, Jimi. Yeah the one who wrote that song…you know Foxy Lady. Oh, yeah but he also gone and did that one Purple Haze tune. I wish I could play an instrument as good as he did. Mostly though I just play with myself, unless I got some hot chick like Jenna around that I can fuck. Like I said, she does anything. Not just people-wise, but positions too. I’m gettin’ all horny just thinkin’ about humping Jenna’s tiny little pussy and that smokin’ ass with her all-natural 34B-22-32 figure. Normally I say little ’cause I mean tight, but her pussy is really little. She’s only 5’3″ and about 90-some pounds. I don’t know where she hides all that cock she takes.

She been in a ton of flicks starting with Joey Silvera’s Service Animals 4, in 2001. And only seven or so years later, she had her her own place where she makes her own films. It’s called Jennaration X Studios, and she directed Cum-Spoiled Sluts as the first Jennaration X release, in 2009. That’s pretty good for a girl that quit school when she was a teen and had a bunch of junk jobs. I’m glad I ain’t human sometimes, cause I wouldn’t do no good at nothing unless its the Monster School of Fucking. I’d be on the Dean’s List there with one of them Latin terms, someone cumming loudly or something.

Good to hear Jenna has found her purpose in life. I’m about to go and continue mine right now by fucking something!

Interactive Sex With Jenna Haze

Cum-Spoiled Sluts

The Office: A XXX Parody

The Office: A XXX Parody

Posted in AVN Nominees, Feature on June 22nd, 2010
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The Office A XXX Parody

The Office A XXX Parody

I’m glad I don’t work in no office. I don’t gotta get up at any real time (not that I have any real idea of that concept anyway), eat some cruddy breakfast with cereal, juice, toast and pancakes and all that (rodents and lizards…now THERE’S a good meal!) then rush off to some teeny little cube that doesn’t even have all four walls so it’s more like a retarded triangle or something.  As a monster, I’m free to go anywhere and do anything…anyone I want. For the like one gatrillionth time we’re all about doing some fucking!

But, if I had to work in a place like that, the office in this movie is where I’d wanna go. It’s nothing but hot-ass women like Ashylnn Brooke and Alexis Texas and Faye Reagan. Can you imagine how hard it would be to work with a boss if she was like Ashlynn. Well, actually I’m proof of how hard it can be right now…damn I’m horny! Anyway, her big, perfect tits and pretty face and full ass is just a walking lawsuit right there. The fuck might be worth a little time in jail though.

As Michelle, in this parody, Ashlynn ain’t the only one fucking that’s for sure. James Deen and Jenna Haze fuck in a copy room. He is the “sales ninja”…heh heh. Deen sure is good throwing his pointy objects around, but mostly into Jenna’s small little pussy.

Stephanie Swift and Ashlynn do some girl/girl and strap on fucking right after Stephanie told Ashlynn to tone down her sexy behavior. So much for that! Gianna Michaels also comes in to do some very very hands-on harassment training, but Faye shoots that idea right out of the window when she shows up with fuck on the mind! It makes everyone worked up (even me!) and Dahlia Denyle then fucks two guys cause she is so horny. Maybe she shoulda consider this monster as a replacement next time. And you didn’t think you’d get out of this one without seeing that awesome fucking ass of Alexis Texas at work, did you? She gets filled with dick as does Ashlynn and the girls get to have some playtime of there own as well.

My boys over at New Sensations are finally doing the funny thing like so many others. I gotta say they did a really bang up job for their first try. The girls are smoking wicked and there’s a bunch of great fucking too. Take a look! Also check out some of the other funny porns Ashlynn been in.


70s Show: A XXX Parody

The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody

Ashlynn Brooke’s Lesbian Fantasies

Posted in Uncategorized on June 19th, 2010
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Ashlynn Brooke's Lesbian Fantasies

Ashlynn Brooke's Lesbian Fantasies

Ashlynn Brooke is already hot enough without adding Tori Black, Jenna Haze, Yurizan Beltran, Alyssa Reece, Franziska Facella, Jesse Capelli, and Mason Moore into the movie. If you’re the kind of dude who gets off on girl-on-girl action I don’t think you could find much better than “Ashlynn Brooke’s Lesbian Fantasies!” She even directed it herself.

It ain’t one of those annoying movies where the girl who’s supposed to be having the fantasies is dreaming up scenes that have other people in them. Well, OK, except the one scene where I guess Ashlynn is real hot for Jesse and Mason to fuck each other instead of maybe have a threesome with her… woulda liked that a lot but this is good too, don’t get me wrong! Ashlynn fucks all sorts of other hotties, though. There’s a little bit of the kinky stuff, just sort of the lighter fetish like shaving and foot worship.

The Ashlynn and Tori scene is just about enough to make your dick explode. Here’s two of the finest sluts in all of porndom and they’re really going at it. Breast play for tit lovers, muff diving and 69 for oral sex fans, rim jobs for anybody who’s an ass freak, and even some smoking for the fetishists. They really saved the best for last! Ashlynn has been looking even better than ever lately and putting her with Tori Black might do some people in, I think you should maybe get looked at by a doctor before you take on this scene!

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX

Posted in AVN Nominees, Feature on June 14th, 2010
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There’s a lot of these porn films nowdays that keep on saying they isn’t something that they really is, but isn’t. I don’t know if that makes any total sense or don’t, but what you can always figure is that things that are what they ain’t is going to be funny. Parodys is the big thing these days and there’s not a single movie or TV show that is off limits.

As a monster I’m all about liking to fuck, so I don’t do much seeing of TV stuff, but I do know that some things are liked more by you humans than other things. Star Trek is one of those things. That show been on for a bunch of years and then was done again and then had a ton of movies done about it and spin offs and all that. So, course they gonna do a porn about it! What’s even gooder is it was created by a human named Gene Roddenberry – a perfect last name for a porn star…heh heh.

This one got some of the hugest women porn girls in whole globe today like Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey and the black squirt goddess herself Jada Fire. Can you imagine what fucking Jada would be all like up in space without any of that gravity going on? Her cum just fly all over the air and mess up the controls. You’d probably get lost in space for good and never make it back. I guess you’re not supposed to think of junk like that when you watching people fuck…heh heh.

There’s some good costumes and sets to look at in this one and a couple good jokey sort of things for all the fan lovers. What I would want to see some of though is some anal from Jenna or Sasha especially. They both do a ton bunch of anal in other movies. Maybe they should have got me to beam my yellow monster cock up into one of their asses. Man, that would have been highly logical…at least for me…heh heh! You will still get a lot of blowjobs, doggie style, ATM and 69 fucking. Definitely go look at this one for some fun.

Jenna Haze

Sasha Grey

Jada Fire