Ginger Lynn

#TBT: New Wave Hookers

New Wave HookersFor our first Throwback Thursday post, we’re reviewing a legendary 1985 porno titled New Wave Hookers. In the ’80s, even those of us who were so young and sheltered we barely knew about porn heard of this movie. It was part of pop culture in a way that XXX rarely was back then.

Two buddies, Jimmy and Jamal, are watching porn and wondering what it’s like to be a pimp. Jimmy wants to “program” a bunch of New Wave girls to fuck along with music and open a joint called New Wave Hookers.

The guys fall asleep and wake up in a scummy office. Both are dressed “New Wave,” including shades and studded leather. Jimmy’s suddenly pretending he’s Chinese, which feels like a “Turning Japanese” reference. There’s also a bum pretending to be a dog who lets them know there’s a phone call by saying “ring” until they pick up the call. This movie is in on its own joke.

When a potential hooker shows up on roller skates, Jamal gives her headphones to listen to a new song by the Band-Aids. She turns into a sex fiend, humping Jimmy and masturbating with a dildo, then begging him to fuck her. Eventually, she’s sucking the bum off while Jimmy rails her from behind. She’s hired!

Next, two programmed hookers find an “Arab” john in a tent, who speaks no English but clearly understands when they start licking each other in front of him. He tastes their sweet, furry bushes and spears them on his dick, one after the other.

Superstar Ginger Lynn is sent to entertain two nerds. One wants to fuck her pussy while the other ass-bangs her, and she shows them a bitchin’ time as they double-penetrate her to a soundtrack of primal New Wave rhythms and squeals of ecstasy.

Jamal thinks that the music holds powers over the women and makes them need to fuck. When an Asian babe brings in sushi for Jimmy, Jamal decides to test his theory. The music captivates her, too, and the pimps and bum take turns fucking her.

The vice squad busts them in the middle of gang-banging some bitches who have been in the programming chamber for too long and need to get fucked. Jimmy knows the cops and offers to let them join in if they’ll look the other way, and these girls are too hot for them to say no.

All of the movie’s tongue-in-cheek absurdity gives it lots of character that is very much of its era. It’s a throwback classic for a reason.

Stars:   Kimberly Carson   Greg Rome   Rick Cassidy   Peter North   Tom Byron   Jamie Gillis   Kristara Barrington   Jack Baker   Steve Powers   Desiree Lane   Brooke Fields   Steve Drake   Ginger Lynn   Gina Carrera

Blame it on Ginger

Porn spoofs have been around forever, it’s just that they weren’t called “The Official (insert title) XXX Parody” as they are today. Much of that had to do with the fact that the characters and plots were a lot more loosely-based, almost to the point where only flecks of the original concept remained. Still, similar artwork, fonts and enough visual clues were used to hint at some connection however far-fetched.

Released by Vivid Video circa 1986, Blame it on Ginger is, more or less, a loose reworking of the 80s classic Blame it on Rio, which starred Michael Caine (remember him?) as a middle-aged business guy who gets randy with the young daughter of his best bud. Starring the incomparable Ginger Lynn, BIOJ explores the sex lives of several couples and the chaos that results after Ginger tells a little white lie to friends about her beau, Cyril (Tom Byron). She raves that he is a demon in the sack, though he’s really a clumsy, inexperienced oaf. Still, as rumors spread about the supposed stud muffin, formerly content couples begin to question the satisfaction in their own relationships.

The rest is a mad little merry-go-round of sex and seduction full of threeways, orgies, anal fingering, scintillating blowjobs and massive cumshots by an all-star cast that includes Barbara Dare, Platinum-locked Lois Ayres, and Rebecca Lynn, plus leading male mainstays Jamie Gillis Joey Silvera, Tom Byron and Peter North, all of whom went on to have successful directorial stints.

And we have Ginger to blame for it all.

Stars:   Ginger Lynn   Barbara Dare   Lois Ayres   Rebecca Lynn   Peter North   Joey Silvera   Tom Byron   Jamie Gillis

Categories: Feature   Classic   80’s

Running Time:   78 minutes

Released:   01/2004

Studio Name:   Vivid Entertainment

Sheen’s Girls Come Together in Reality Junkies’ ‘Charlie’s Porn Family’

MONTREAL—Mile High Media and Reality Junkies gives everyone the chance to be a winner with the release of Charlie’s Porn Family. Available now, the movie features five of the most popular adult stars to grace the tabloid headlines with Charlie Sheen.

Critically acclaimed scenes of Bree Olson, Capri Anderson, Kacey Jordan, Melanie Rios and legend Ginger Lynn are now conveniently accessible across the AEBN theater network.

In Charlie’s Porn Family, Bree Olson and Kacey Jordan each appear in boy/girl scenes.  Jordan appears in a second scene as part of a kinky threesome. The movie also features Melanie Rios discovering why three is never a crowd. Capri Anderson’s scene is a sensual girl/girl romp in bed. The triple-X scenes show why Sheen was drawn to each girl, whether for a night or more.

“It was important to us not to slap something together to quickly capitalize on the media attention surrounding the girls and Charlie Sheen,” Mile High Media Vice President Jon Blitt said. “Instead what we did was to carefully comb the vaults of our various studios and search for the absolute best and acclaimed scenes featuring each of the stars. We know there is a strong desire to see Charlie’s goddesses like Bree and Capri, so we wanted to meet the demand of our consumers. Then we included one of Ginger Lynn’s scenes just to blow people’s minds.”

Ginger Lynn The Movie

They don’t make movies about nobodies.

And Ginger Lynn would certainly qualify as a somebody when it comes to porn. Though her initial run of XXX film making lasted only two short years, her rise to stardom was literally less than overnight, scoring a Penthouse shoot the very day she answered an ad that was looking for models. With all-American, girl-next-door looks and blowjob skills to boot, she made quite an impression in the adult world from the get-go and her story is stuff of legend. Naturally, it makes sense that her story be preserved for all time in movie form.

Directed by Donald McRonson and released by Paradise Visuals, Ginger Lynn The Movie is a somewhat loose portrayal of Ginger’s being discovered and her meteoric rise to porn superstar. You won’t mind a bit as an all-star cast, including John Holmes, Christy Canyon, Harry Reems, Marc Wallice, Tom Byron, Jamie Gillis and others joins Ginger on set for a lust-drenched tribute to one of the best to ever bare it all.

You’ll see her bounce and buck her pelvis right into John Holmes’ face, allowing his tongue to caress her clit. Then, she lies flat on his desk and uses her legendary mouth to blow his legendary cock all inverted-like and takes a line shot of cum across her face. You’ll get to watch two hot photo shoot montages, the second a bizarre new wave kind of pairing with Harry Reems. Sensing greatness, Harry takes her under his wing, promising to help her meet the right people, right agents and show her the ropes. He begins by feeding her alcohol and showing her his rope. The two do some 69 where you get a glimpse of her expert tongue dancing on his swollen cock head. She then grabs his thick mallet and slides it into her furry muff to ride in RCG. They fuck in mish, spoon and doggie and Reems spills cum up her ass crack and onto her back. Next, it’s a romp with big titted Christy Canyon. Ginger lays waste to her extraordinary breasts and delectable slit with her overactive tongue as a young Peter North looks on. After that it’s a near skin and bones Tom Byron plowing her doggie style and cumming on her ass.

As her star grows, so does her appetite for cock. In the following scene, Marc Wallice licks and fingers Ginger’s wet pussy, while exploring her tight asshole with his index finger. All the while she busies herself sucking off David Sanders meaty totem. It’s part of an orgy scene that has much going on, but you’ll want to see Ginger completing alternating suck-offs of both Wallice and Sanders as they thrust their rods between her ribcage and armpits. Later that night, she services Jamie Gillis and Christy Canyon again in a hot threesome full of more 69 action and some RCG anal, with Ginger grinding her tiny hole on Jamie’s stiff cock. In the last scene, she finishes up her rather quick corporate climb with Peter North. As the sun caresses her naked skin outdoors, North’s tongue does the same to her pussy and rock hard love button. Once again, Canyon jumps in, but Ginger steals the thunder and the spotlight at the end, pulling his cock from Canyon’s pussy and stroking him to orgasm. She then licks the pools of white goo from Christy’s back.

Truth can sometimes be stranger than fiction but, in this case, we think you’ll appreciate the fiction this time around.

 

Stars:   Ginger Lynn Crystal Breeze Harry Reems Marc Wallice Sheri St. Clair David Sanders Beverly Bliss Peter North Eric Edwards Tom Byron Jamie Gillis Christy Canyon John Holmes

Categories: Feature Classic 80’s

Running Time:   78 minutes

Released:   04/2005

Studio Name:   Paradise Visuals

Director:   Donald McRonson

Ball Busters

If there are any lessons to take away from the Cal Vista classic called “Ball Busters” they are:

  1. 1. Never catch rays while wearing your hair mohawk-style when two cops are on your property looking for a seven-foot tall perp with purple hair. It’s the quickest way to being interrogated as Lois Ayres finds out.
  2. 2. When you let the cops into your house for their call-in, be sure that your sister has not used a straw in the past hour and that any sugar you have spilled does not land on your moms compact or you’ll then be subject to a full-cavity drug search.

Jamie Gillis and Dan T. Mann perform the search on Lois in the opening scene, bending her over and slipping a couple lubed-up rubber-gloved fingers into her pussy and asshole. Of course, fingers transform to cocks during the throat portion of the search. A threesome breaks out and Lois takes two loads onto her face and tits. It’s just the kind of auspicious opening you’d expect from director Alex DeRenzy, a guy who never shied away from the dirtier side of adult cinema.

Winner of the 1986 AVN Award for Best All Sex Release, Ball Busters sports an impressive line-up of some of the all-timers in porn including: Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn and John Leslie among others getting it on in true superstar fashion. Some of the other highlights include one of the more spank-worthy 69 scenes in latency memory between blonde lust maiden Gina Carrera and Jacqueline Lorians. The scene features well-paced alternating shots of each girl scooping out pussy juice from the other using their tongues. You can even see Gina’s ass clench up when she cums;  a scrumptious, tight-bodied and very young Nina Hartley violating her wedding vows with John Leslie’s stiff cock. Her ass was one of the finest around at the time and it looks incredible here as Leslie slides his cock up and down her crack before fucking her doggie style. He follows his maneuvering with a large splash of cum up Nina’s belly in RCG; And Kelly Nichols makes her move on blonde haired, blue-eyed California beach girl, Erica Idol using dirty talk and Billy Idol imagery. She also plays show and tell with the young scamp like a live instruction manual on how to make love to a woman and suck a man’s cock. It’s a truly amazing scene.

But for any Ginger Lynn fan, the 5’3″ 100-pound cock sucking machine completely knocks it out of the park here with a mindblowing blowjob performed on Dan T. Mann. On top of that, she takes it in the ass. Words cannot do this one justice, so we won’t even try. Just know that Ball Busters is a complete triumph of early adult cinema. What’s more, the version in our VOD  is the uncut version, digitally re-mastered for superior quality to the original.

So, which of the girls is the biggest ball buster? As always, you’ll have to tune in to judge for yourself.

Stars:   Gina Carrera Kelly Nichols Nina Hartley Jamie Gillis John Leslie Ginger Lynn Dan T. Mann Jacqueline Lorians Joanna Storm

Categories: Classic 80’s Gold Feature Award Winning Movies

Running Time:   81 minutes

Released:   05/1984

Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic

Director:   Alex DeRenzy

 

Charlie’s Party Girls

Charlie's Party GirlsWhether you think Charlie Sheen is off the deep end or believe he really is a tiger-blooded warlock, it’s hard to deny his taste in porn chicks. Smash Pictures has a collection of scenes starring some of the girls linked to him. “Charlie’s Party Girls” shows you what they’ve got and piques your interest for more.

The compact blonde up first is Kacey Jordan, who took her story of Charlie’s partying to the media in January. We see Kacey in a scene from “Teen Idol 5” with little dialogue – she and Jack Venice just get down to it. (There was a bit of tease and chit-chat in the scene as it originally appeared, but sometimes it’s better to see only the good stuff.) It’s clear she’s a genuine slut by the way she sucks and rides cock, undistracted by the band of bullets tattooed on the dude’s left upper thigh. She really likes it when he grips her neck with one hand, and she takes a healthy load in the mouth.

Colombian Melanie Rios might be the sexiest of Charlie’s girls. Unlike Kacey, her lips are sealed about Charlie, but get a big cock near her and that mouth opens wide. She’s a naughty schoolgirl in a scene from “Teen Idol 7” and teacher Michael Vegas is “punishing” her with some vigorous pussy-eating. She couldn’t look hotter if she tried, topless on the desk with her skirt around her waist and her red panties pushed aside. She’s equally boneriffic while swallowing his cock and getting her pussy stuffed. He plays with her perfect tits and clit while delivering powerful thrusts, and if you don’t feel your cock jump when she pumps that sweet ass up and down in reverse cowgirl, then check your pulse. When Michael is nearing his sticky eruption, Melanie goes for it like a starving chocoholic would attack a mountain of Ferrero Rocher. If the schoolgirl/teacher fantasy does it for you, then you can’t pass up this scene.

Up next is Ginger Lynn, the ’80s porn icon who dated Charlie seriously for a few years in the early ’90s. He later compared sex with her to steak and sex with non-porners to hamburger. In a scene from the highly recommended “Cougar Lesbians,” Ginger inducts Ally Kay into the world of Sapphic pleasures. (That movie also features Melanie Rios. Need any further reasons to check it out?) Asking Ally what she likes about sex with boys helps Ginger figure out what Ally might like with a girl. Ally is a giggly but good student and Ginger is a great teacher, but soon the lesson ends and Ginger just wants to cum. If you’re into watching older lesbians teach young women how to please, then this is one of the best scenes around.

Gigi Rivera was said to be at that epic party with Kacey and Melanie and, although she’s since left porn, she left us with great scenes to remember her by. This one comes from “Bus Stop Girls 2,” an awesome schoolgirl-themed flick that somehow manages to be even hotter than the spanktastic first movie in the series. In the back of the school bus she blows Xander Corvus, then climbs on top of the seats so he can fuck her doggy style. You really sense these two would want to fuck in real life, which always adds to a scene. Gigi has a tight body and her tiny pussy barely manages to fit Xander’s thick rod inside. His massive cumshot tells us that sex with her feels as great as it looks.

As of this writing, Bree Olson is one of Charlie’s “goddesses,” living with him and another girlfriend in the mansion. She is said to have retired from porn, but legions of fans are hoping that’s untrue. For now, we have plenty of Bree scenes to get us off, including this one from “Whale Tail 3,” filmed when Bree was just 19. Mark Ashley spots Bree walking along, the top of her thong showing, and can’t resist getting into Bree’s snug jeans. She’s quick to demonstrate her world-class cock sucking skills and gives great eye contact while doing it. Going deep gets her wet, so Mark takes her to the couch and stuffs her with his thick dick. As hot as Bree’s pussy is, she is known for her anal scenes and this is no exception. She’s excitable and hot with a cock in any hole. Judging by the size of Mark’s load, she feels great too. Mmm, vintage Bree!

Consider this a tasty sampler. You don’t need Adonis DNA to enjoy the girls’ unique hotness.

Stars:   Ginger Lynn Bree Olson Kacey Jordan Melanie Rios Gigi Rivera
Categories: New Release All Sex Party Girls Celebrities High Definition
Running Time: 107 minutes
Released:   02/2011
Studio Name:   Smash Pictures

Movie Review: Fan Bang With Sabrina Deep

Fan Bang With Sabrina Deep Once upon a time, not so long ago, Howard Stern declared Canadian porn Amazon Sabrina Deep the Queen of Bukkake. Armed with this title, she set out to claim another: Queen of the Fan Bang. Sabrina has staged bukkake parties and gangbangs with her fans across the northern hemisphere, often filming them and streaming them for her website members. At the beginning of “Fan Bang With Sabrina Deep,” as the credits roll, we hear director Beth Ann Rafael call Sabrina at home in Italy to let her know that Metro Media Entertainment would like her to come to Porn Valley to shoot a gangbang movie with her fans.

Sabrina arrives at the airport and there’s a brief interview in the car. They go to the Hollywood sign and scout the location for the movie, where you see other porn girls getting hair and makeup done. That night Sabrina goes to Sardo’s in Burbank for the famous Porn Star Karaoke to promote the fan bang and recruit guys, and winds up singing “Come Together” (how apropos!) and being a human shot glass holder for karaoke hostess Nicki Hunter. Sabrina meets a couple of fans ahead of time, giving them a thrill. We all know from her pictures and her bio that she is naturally sexy, beautiful, and nearly six feet tall, with super-long, curly brown hair. What you learn from these pre-fuck scenes is that Sabrina can be funny and charming as much as she can be an insatiable cum slut.

The gangbang has a circus theme with acrobats, fire-breathers, jugglers, and clowns. Sabrina is the ringmaster and Ginger Lynn is hosting the festivities.

Two tattooed, rigid studs get first honors while the two fluffer babes get her next fans ready. Soon Sabrina is completely in her element. The first guys really get her heated up and she’s even more enthusiastic for the second pair, even if they are a bit less studly. One of these guys is so excited that he pops early, but hey, he can go to the back of the line and get himself worked up for another go-round.

Sabrina moves easily through the 40 guys, some of whom seem like naturals while others need coaching. This movie makes you appreciate that fucking for the cameras needs choreography just like dancing does. Some of the guys are hard enough to go for anal and Sabrina takes it all in stride as she slips deeper into cock drunkenness. Later, during a break to let the guys rest, Sabrina admits that taking it up the ass was her favorite part. Meanwhile, Ginger plays hostess and interviews some of the guys. When they come back from the break, we find out that all of this is happening on Sabrina’s birthday! What a way to party, eh?

The same guys who kicked off the first half are the first to go in the second half. These are probably the most like real porn studs out of the bunch, so it’s easy to see why they were chosen to get things moving. In the second half, there is still more cum-splashing action and all of Sabrina’s hungry holes get stuffed. If you love gangbangs, then this hot, creative take on the niche is a must-see! After all, it’s literally a circus.