Eric Swiss

Top Picks for the Weekend, 5/4/12-5/6/12

Get ready for three different, but all equally hot porno picks for your weekend! We’ve got a lesbian strap-on movie, a fetish flick for those who love a hairy busy, and a fuck-fest starring two of the most perverted families you’ll ever meet!

 

Strap it On

Lily Cade is behind the camera as well as in front of it for this sensational strap-on extravaganza for the relatively new all-girl studio Filly Films. The company has been delivering one awesome release after another, starring beautiful women of various ages who truly enjoy lesbian sex.

 

Stars:   Kara Price   Sierra Day   Audrey Rose   Lily Cade   Maggie Maytem   Dylan Ryan   Abby Darling   Katie O’Riley

Categories: Lesbian   New Release   Strap-On   All Sex   All Girl   High Definition

Running Time: 134 minutes

Released: 04/2012

Studio Name:   Filly Films

Director:   Lily Cade

 

 

Bush 2

Get a load of (pun intended) Jessie Andrews on that box cover. She couldn’t be cuter, and the roller skates conjure great memories for anyone who grew up lusting after girls in the days before roller blades. She and other beautiful stars have let their hair grow for passionate sex scenes focused on their bush!

 

Stars:   Jessie Andrews   Francesca Le   Manuel Ferrara   Mick Blue   James Deen   Dana DeArmond   Alex Gonz   Dani Jensen   Katie St. Ives

Categories: Fetish   New Release   Hairy   All Sex

Running Time: 139 minutes

Released: 03/2012

Studio Name:   Elegant Angel Productions

Series:   Bush

Director:   Sam No / Mason

 

 

Friends and Family 3

The Stone and Smith families swap and fuck with abandon in another edition of Smash Pictures’ dirty, satisfying series! The Stone daughter seduces her uncle, her parents fuck the Smiths’ freshman daughter, her brother has a threeway with two Smith women, and the Smith men tag-team a Stone girl!

 

Stars:   India Summer   Khloe Kush   Casi James   Jaslene Jade   Molly Bennett   Veronica Avluv   Jessy Jones   Eric Swiss   Evan Stone   Alec Knight

Categories: New Release   Feature   Teen   High Definition

Running Time: 123 minutes

Released: 05/2012

Studio Name:   Smash Pictures

Series:   Friends And Family

Director:   Jim Powers

Featured Movie: Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody

Brides Maids XXX Porn ParodyThe success of Bridesmaids was bound to inspire a porn parody, and Smash Pictures leapt at the chance with Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody. It’s remarkably faithful to the original with the obvious pornified extras. Annie (Samantha Swallows) spends a disappointing night with Ted (Anthony Rosano), who kicks her out the next morning because he doesn’t want her getting emotionally attached. Besides, he’s also fucking a married woman. Unfortunately for Annie’s ego, that day her best friend Lillian (Sarah Vandella) tells her she’s engaged. She wants Annie to be maid of honor.

Meanwhile, in contrast to the hilariously awful sex that Ted inflicted on Annie during the opening credits, he and the married woman (Katie St. Ives) have a great time. She sucks him like a candy cane, rides him actively, and lets him finger her ass. The way her pale skin reddens from his spanking is tasty. Best of all, he cums on her pussy, pushes it inside with several more thrusts, and then scoops up the load to feed it to her. Katie is barely recognizable with longer, darker hair, but she’s still a little sex bomb. Her petite body and perky tits are in top form and she has a sexy little patch of fur on her mound.

At the engagement party, Annie meets the other bridesmaids. Lillian’s cousin Rita (Kagney Linn Karter) is a desperately unhappy mother of three. Beca (April O’Neil) is a giddy newlywed. Megan (Sasha Knox), Lillian’s future sister-in-law, is a nymphomaniac tomboy. As Megan tells Annie of her recent gangbang-related injury, Lillian and fiancé Dougie (Eric Swiss) sneak off for some quality time. It’s sweeter than the usual porn sex, with Eric taking time to service her with fingers and tongue in between several contortionist-worthy positions.

Annie meets Helen and instantly sees the rich, snooty bridesmaid as her rival — and that’s before she learns that Helen is Ted’s other fuckbuddy. After the party, Annie’s so distracted by mocking Helen that her bad driving gets her pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Rhodes (veteran stud Jack Lawrence) is a cute Irish cop who takes a shine to Annie.

If you’ve seen Bridesmaids, then you’ll recall the bridesmaids’ dress fitting disaster. You’ll want to watch even though there’s no fucking, because the toilet humor is still hilarious.

Anxious Annie mixes downers and alcohol, resulting in the bridesmaids being kicked off their flight to Las Vegas for the bachelorette party. While everybody else is marched out, Beca and Rita lag behind to fuck right there at the deserted metal detectors. April O’Neil (Beca) is a favorite of many lesbian porn lovers and you’ll see why here. Beca’s excited to have somebody finally eat her out — something her new husband won’t do — and she’s just as eager to taste her first pussy and toy-fuck Rita.

Meanwhile, Megan shows her gratitude to the air marshal (Bill Bailey) for not shooting Annie. Sasha Knox (Megan) is an underrated performer, never breaking character while delivering the movie’s raunchiest performance. She’s a bigger girl than the others, but she has an earthy sexuality and she swallows.

Once Annie finds out Ted is fucking Helen, she goes ape shit and ends up getting uninvited from the wedding. She tracks down Officer Rhodes, looking to fuck the pain away. Rhodes takes Annie home, where he warms her up with a long tongue bath and fingering. Annie gets him ready orally and then takes a much better ride than she’s probably had in a long time, even getting anally fingered, and she enjoys a nice creamy finish.

Will Annie be reinstated as maid of honor? Will saboteur Helen get her comeuppance? Well, everybody loves a happy ending. Anybody else who might think of spoofing this story has a hard act to follow.

Stars:   Sasha Knox   Sara Vandella   Kagney Linn Karter   April O’Neil   Katie St. Ives   Samantha Swallows   Jay Ashley   Julian St. Jox   Adam Wood   Heidi Mayne   Bill Bailey   Jack Lawrence   Anthony Rosano   Eric Swiss
Categories: New Release   Feature   Adult Humor   Parody   High Definition
Running Time:   150 minutes
Released:   10/2011
Studio Name:   Smash Pictures
Series:   XXX Parody
Director:   Jim Powers