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Series Review: We Swallow

Posted in Series Review on February 16th, 2011
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We Swallow 30When it comes to capturing the sleazy beauty of sluts slurping semen, Rodney Moore is certainly gifted. You get ample evidence of that in the We Swallow series. Despite his unassuming, frankly somewhat nerdy exterior, Rodney was a pioneer of the POV style that has become so common in today’s porn and he still finds ways to make it fun and interesting.

Volume one begins on a great note as the boobalicious Vantasia is filmed in a POV style that really emphasizes her big natural tits, which is most definitely a good thing. First she sucks on a banana and a great big dildo, and then Rodney himself. He eats her pussy and then fills her asshole with a dildo while they fuck. His stream of cream hits the black leather couch, but Vantasia greedily licks it all up and swallows it just like the title says. Another great scene in this installment of the series includes really horny bar sluts ordering a drink called a “Semen and Seven” fresh from the bartender’s personal supply and getting it on with a strange man in the bathroom. The only bad part of that is we don’t know what bar we need to hang out in so we can track down these girls.

We Swallow 23We get to see a bona fide champion cocksucker in the first scene of “We Swallow 4.” When we meet Domino, she shows off her trophy for giving the best blowjobs from no less an institution than AVN. Joining her is the equally impressive Caroline Pierce, a voluptuous brunette who proves as up to the task of sucking Rodney’s dick as Domino is. In scene four, promiscuous southern belle Victoria Givens is up to her usual sexually adventurous tricks, including some fun on a sex stool, before she gulps down the facial that Rodney gives her.

In a slight departure from most scenes in the series, there’s a “Gilligan’s Island” tribute at the beginning of volume 14 that every fan of busty beauty Gianna Michaels owes it to their dick to watch. Rather than a straight-up parody, it’s more of an homage with We Swallow 7Gianna as the porn star who’s trying to seduce Gooligan, who is meanwhile more interested in the wallflower Carrie Ann (Lindsay Kay). There’s a tangled web to unravel when Gooligan finds Carrie Ann practicing her blowjob skills on the Skipper because she wants to be good at sucking Gooligan’s cock. Disappointed, Gooligan seeks comfort in Gianna’s womanly charms. If you’ve never seen Gianna, then you need to know that this babe has such charms in ample supply and she is always an excitable, energetic performer. While Gooligan and Gianna are going at it, Carrie Ann shows up to join their fun and everybody’s happy. No wonder Gooligan has such a huge load for the girls to slurp down.

We Swallow 15The latest edition of the series is “We Swallow 30,” released in December 2010, which concludes with another display of unbridled sexual appetite from naturally curvy Latina Charley Chase. She brings a guy friend to a massage because she’s into “lots of hands,” and she keeps trying to find ways to get both guys massaging her at the same time. The massage therapist finally gives in to her insistence on everybody being naked, and of course it’s not long before the massage becomes a threeway. Charley just won AVN’s Unsung Starlet Award and the wet, slobbering blowjobs she dishes out in this scene perfectly demonstrate why she deserved it.

Hot girls who swallow – what could be finer?

Series Review: Squirtamania

Posted in Series Review on January 26th, 2011
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Squirtamania 6Squirtamania: just the word by itself, if you aren’t a pervert like most of us here, might make you think of some amusement park ride or carnival game. Then again, maybe you ARE a pervert and you still think of those things. The fact is, Squirtamania is the winner of AVN’s Best Squirting Series Award for 2011, and you can see it on demand exclusively at AEBN theaters. It does have the fun and excitement of a ride, and although it might not be like a carnival game, you do win fabulous prizes in the form of many orgasms.

Gonzo and reality-based company Immoral Productions produces these soaking wet movies. In the director’s chair for most of them is professional adult industry gadfly Porno Dan – well, he’s actually not in a director’s chair, since he’s nearly always in front of the camera, interviewing the girls and helping them reach gushing orgasms by fingering, licking, and fucking them. In scene one of the first “Squirtamania,” he works over the heart-shaped pussy of tiny blonde Kacey Jordan until she squirts. Hotter still is self-proclaimed Valley Girl Isis Taylor, a curvy, caramel-skinned beauty who unleashes a tide of girl cum.

Later movies in the series often feature pairs of girls, for double the fun per scene. Some are repeat performers, but none is more impressive than McKenzee Miles, who has been featured five times, Squirtamania 4beginning in “Squirtamania 4,” continuing in volumes five and six, and more recent releases not yet on VOD. Squirting is her claim to fame and if you’re wondering why Squirtamania is so popular, McKenzee is a big reason. You can thank Amy Brooke, too. She also made her series debut in volume four and came back in number six for one of the series’ best scenes, where Amy and McKenzee are side by side with lucky bastard Porno Dan. The two blondes are stunning in their shiny bikinis, but it’s not long before they’re naked and on their way to a “squirt-fest,” masturbating next to each other with their vibrators and dousing the couch, the floor, Porno Dan, the camera, occasionally the microphone, and even each other. There are a few other girls who have appeared twice in the series to date: “porn virgin” Mallory Rae Murphy in volumes two and four, brunette Alyson Westley in numbers three and five, and blonde Victoria White in volumes five and seven (not yet on VOD).

Let’s not forget that some single-time performers in the Squirtamania series are beloved and extremely hot porn stars. Amber Rayne, a little firecracker of a girl Squirtamaniaknown for extreme sexual antics, makes it “rayne” in the last scene of volume two. A 2010 AVN Female Performer of the Year nominee, slinky brunette Chayse Evans, has a very wet time with Eric John in the last scene of “Squirtamania 4.” Gorgeous young blonde Lily Labeau, who is becoming a bigger star in the biz with every new release, is teamed up with McKenzee in the first scene of volume four.

Almost all of the scenes in the Squirtamania series were filmed live for streaming online and it’s the first live series ever to win an AVN Award. There are currently ten movies released, six of them already on VOD, and volume 11 is on the way. We can’t wait to get wet all over again from the new group of gushing girls in future Squirtamania releases. Fans of squirting will want an “Eeeee!” ticket for this ride.

Series Review: Well Hung Amateurs

Posted in Series Review on November 24th, 2010

Well Hung Amateurs 15Don’t let the name Well Hung Amateurs fool you. This series isn’t about the men wielding the mammoth meat so much as it’s about the newbie girls who must take on such epically proportioned cocks in their pursuit of porn fame. They suck them, they fuck them, and most of them realize that they’ve landed in a wonderful world where being a slut is richly rewarding, which leads them to do further scenes and in some cases become bona fide porn stars. Ever since Holly Morgan took on the challenge in the series’ first volume in early 2006, plenty of hot girls who are new to the industry have decided to test their cock capacity by doing a scene in this hot, thrilling series.

The studio that produces Well Hung Amateurs, Homegrown Video, has been around for over 25 years and was the first company to distribute amateur sex videos, so they know what they’re doing when it comes to showing us previously unseen talent in action. It should come as no surprise, then, that the series has been up for several AVN Awards.

Cute and sexy Lexi Belle is among the many girls who did a WHA appearance early in her career; you can see her on the cover of the fifth movie in the series. Well Hung Amateurs 13Future anal queen Amber Rayne had only been in the business for a few months when she did her hot scene in volume two. Two months later, number three featured Aubrey Addams among its stars.

But if you’re more interested in the girls who retain their unknown amateur status, there are plenty of those to be enjoyed! More recent volumes are populated almost entirely with girls who are very likely to be in this business for only a few movies before moving on with their lives. Some of them use only one name, the kind that’s impossible to turn up in a web search result. That kind of relative anonymity doesn’t mean these girls can’t put on a good show, though. If you’re the kind of porn fan who prefers the babes who really could be girls next door, then these are the movies for you.

Monsters of Jizz

Posted in Series Review on November 3rd, 2010
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Monsters of Jizz 21Image Video’s insanely gooey and increasingly popular Monsters of Jizz series is packed with the most monstrously sized blasts of cum you will ever see in porn. When you’re in the mood for watching girls getting hosed down with population paste, this is the way to go.

Judging by the Peter Northian loads they manage to produce, these guys must be getting hydrated properly and eating their Brazil nuts, leafy greens, and oysters. Either that or they’re just superheroes of spooge sent from an alien planet! Remember how those old Vaudevillian comedians used to spray each other with seltzer? Imagine that seltzer bottle was filled with cum and you’ve got a pretty good idea of just how soaked in semen the girls get in these movies.

Monsters of Jizz 2 Each flick in the series is under an hour long, because let’s face it, there can be too much of a good thing. You can cram a lot of cum into an average run time of about 45 minutes! There are over 20 flicks in the Monsters of Jizz line, and some of them have themes, like big tits or stepmothers.

Some of the girls are such fiends for that cum-drunk feeling that they really stand out from the rest, like cougariffic private tutor Miss Niedermejer and a busty young repeat performer named Tasha. If you’ve ever had girls tell you they think a cum facial is nasty, well, bless women like the Monsters of Jizz babes for proving that there are some dirty girls out there who love taking a bath in sticky ball juice.

Series Review: Screw My Wife Please!

Posted in Series Review on October 13th, 2010
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Some use it as a foot (or pussy) in the door of the adult industry. Others appear in one movie and are never seen on film again. They’re the amateur performers of the exciting, long-running series called Screw My Wife Please!

Porn studio Wildlife Productions has put out over 250 movies, a large chunk of which are from this series. On the company’s website, couples apply to appear in a “Screw My Wife Please!” scene and are then screened to make sure they’ll work out. The screening process carefully rules out those who aren’t fully comfortable with doing a porno, so you can be sure these ladies are all truly into it!

Retired Army Lieutenant Colonel Dave Cummings is kind of like a master of cere-moan-ies for the series. He appears on camera with each couple and introduces them to the porn star or stars who will be fucking the wife, including guys like veteran big dick star Byron Long, legendary porn stud Jamie Gillis, and everybody’s favorite load-dropping lothario Nick Manning. It’s Dave’s job to make sure each wife has plenty of cocks to keep her happy, to interview the couples on camera about the experience, to provide color commentary on the action, and basically to watch. Yes, Dave’s a bit of a voyeur but he’s always a gentleman. Sometimes he’s rewarded with a blowjob from an enthusiastic wife, which is always a nice bonus for a day’s work.

Screw My Wife Please! 5 Most of the women in the movies are one-time amateurs or adult performers who are still new to the industry at the time, such as Victoria Sin. Occasionally you’ll get to see an actual porn star in the role of the wife, like Audrey Hollander, who has been in volumes 38, 45, and 50 with her husband, fellow adult performer Otto Bauer. In many ways, it’s the unknown women who make this series as great as it is. It kind of gives you hope that in every suburban neighborhood, there are all these secret sluts who could make dynamite porn stars. Watching a woman transform into a cock-sucking fiend before your eyes is such a turn-on!

This award winning series is a rich source of fantasy and wish fulfillment for swingers and would-be porn stars everywhere, and although there isn’t much emphasis on humiliation or kink, it’s also a great collection of movies for those with a cuckold fetish. After all, isn’t it the ultimate dream of a cuckold to watch his wife fuck a porn star with a huge dick while he gets to watch? Even if you never previously entertained the thought of watching your woman fuck a porn star, by the time you’ve watched even one of these movies you’ll be hollering, “Screw my wife – PLEASE!”