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Ball Busters

Posted in Classic on May 31st, 2011
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Ball Busters

If there are any lessons to take away from the Cal Vista classic called “Ball Busters” they are:

  1. 1. Never catch rays while wearing your hair mohawk-style when two cops are on your property looking for a seven-foot tall perp with purple hair. It’s the quickest way to being interrogated as Lois Ayres finds out.
  2. 2. When you let the cops into your house for their call-in, be sure that your sister has not used a straw in the past hour and that any sugar you have spilled does not land on your moms compact or you’ll then be subject to a full-cavity drug search.

Jamie Gillis and Dan T. Mann perform the search on Lois in the opening scene, bending her over and slipping a couple lubed-up rubber-gloved fingers into her pussy and asshole. Of course, fingers transform to cocks during the throat portion of the search. A threesome breaks out and Lois takes two loads onto her face and tits. It’s just the kind of auspicious opening you’d expect from director Alex DeRenzy, a guy who never shied away from the dirtier side of adult cinema.

Winner of the 1986 AVN Award for Best All Sex Release, Ball Busters sports an impressive line-up of some of the all-timers in porn including: Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn and John Leslie among others getting it on in true superstar fashion. Some of the other highlights include one of the more spank-worthy 69 scenes in latency memory between blonde lust maiden Gina Carrera and Jacqueline Lorians. The scene features well-paced alternating shots of each girl scooping out pussy juice from the other using their tongues. You can even see Gina’s ass clench up when she cums;  a scrumptious, tight-bodied and very young Nina Hartley violating her wedding vows with John Leslie’s stiff cock. Her ass was one of the finest around at the time and it looks incredible here as Leslie slides his cock up and down her crack before fucking her doggie style. He follows his maneuvering with a large splash of cum up Nina’s belly in RCG; And Kelly Nichols makes her move on blonde haired, blue-eyed California beach girl, Erica Idol using dirty talk and Billy Idol imagery. She also plays show and tell with the young scamp like a live instruction manual on how to make love to a woman and suck a man’s cock. It’s a truly amazing scene.

But for any Ginger Lynn fan, the 5’3″ 100-pound cock sucking machine completely knocks it out of the park here with a mindblowing blowjob performed on Dan T. Mann. On top of that, she takes it in the ass. Words cannot do this one justice, so we won’t even try. Just know that Ball Busters is a complete triumph of early adult cinema. What’s more, the version in our VOD  is the uncut version, digitally re-mastered for superior quality to the original.

So, which of the girls is the biggest ball buster? As always, you’ll have to tune in to judge for yourself.

Stars: Gina Carrera Kelly Nichols Nina Hartley Jamie Gillis John Leslie Ginger Lynn Dan T. Mann Jacqueline Lorians Joanna Storm

Categories: Classic 80′s Gold Feature Award Winning Movies

Running Time:   81 minutes

Released:   05/1984
Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic
Director:   Alex DeRenzy

 

The Connection

Posted in Uncategorized on May 27th, 2011
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The Connection

There are two kinds of movies: porn and non-porn. Of the movies that involve porn, there are also two kinds: those with plots and those without. Of those porn movies with plots, there are two kinds: well-developed and under-developed. Of those porn movies with underdeveloped plots, there are two kinds: those that make sense and those that don’t. Of those porn movies with under-developed plots that don’t make sense there are two kinds: those you still want to watch for various reasons and those that you don’t. Released by Zero Tolerance, The Connection falls into the porn-movies-with-underdeveloped-plots-that-don’t-make-sense-that-you-still-want-to-watch-for-various-reasons category. Those reasons would be (in no particular order): Aletta Ocean, April O’Neil, Lily Labeau, Cathy Heaven and Cindy Hope.

The movie starts off intriguingly enough. Mick Blue is back in town and he’s with his buddy David Perry, who is very happy to see him. But Mick is eager to find his old pal Ian, so much so that he barely notices a very hot-looking Lily Labeau. Her eyes nearly pop out of her head, much like her tits popping out of their bikini top, when she sees him. She apparently thought he was dead. Off goes Mick and David is left to help Lily “forget”. We’re guessing that Lily and Mick were once an item and that she got together with David when she figured she would never see him again. It’s not entirely clear. David certainly helps her forget whatever it is when he whips out his giant cock. And thankfully, just like riding a bicycle, Lily’s body remembers what to do with it. She sucks him off, then lowers her sweet bush onto his prick and rides him to orgasm, taking his load into her mouth.

The second scene, though, offers nothing in the way of plot development. All we learn is that Oletta Ocean is a hot, blue-eyed piece of big-titted, Eastern Bloc pussy, but really we don’t even learn that because we already knew it! Still, you get another fine look at her full lips, gorgeous ass and mountainous milk mounds courtesy of a nice masturbation session. Nick Lang takes over from there. Among the near digestion of his cock, throat fucking and ball sucking, we have the pleasure of watching this hottie take his cock into her ass in doggie. Dogs usually foam at the mouth, but the build-up of lube and spit around her bum tunnel create a briny film that eases entry for some hard driving ass poking. But that’s nothing compared to the creamy nut ooze that coats Aletta’s mouth at the end of the scene.

In scene three, David is chatting it up with Ian on the pier. Ian is bored and wants to get out of “there”. David understands and says he needs to get rid of “him” and that in the meantime he has a present for Ian. We don’t know where “there” is and we can’t surmise who “him” refers to, though it would seem they are talking about Mick. What we do know is that Cathy Heaven turns out to be the gift. She is a finely manicured brunette with long, straight hair and a disproportionate appetite for cock. It’s a good thing because Ian’s junk comes super-sized in both length and girth. Cathy takes it all the way down to the base of his balls without even making any gacking noises. Those are some pretty impressive Hoover-esque maneuvers if we do say so. She doesn’t even flinch when he humps her saucy little mouth at top speed. CG, RCG and doggie-style fucking follow, plus a bit of rimming, which is just lubing her ass up for his petrified love stump. He cums onto her face, which should help alleviate the boredom at least for awhile.

The following scene again offers nothing to move the story along, though there appears to be a developing one. That’s because David is now fucking around with the tan and suddenly C-cup Cindy Heaven. What about Lily? Who knows and who cares!? That’s so scene 1. This is scene four and all that matters is that you get a good look at the raw power of this cock devouring enchantress … which you do.

The last scene with smoldering April O’Neil gives us our last chance to get some resolution on the story. Mick is seen creeping into a quiet building in some factory district. After checking around for onlookers, he walks into an apartment where April is sleeping face down on a couch. Mick buries his face into her rear, nuzzling her ass through the fabric of her tiny shorts, which causes her to awake. She turns to him and says, “Did you find what you were looking for?” To which he replies, “It was here all along.” So, is April “The Connection”? Is she someone else? Is her ass named Ian? There are so many questions and, sadly, none of the answers come. Thankfully, April is not an answer. She does cum, but only after two-fisting his cock, and spreading her legs to take his enormous dick in mish, CG, and spoon-style positions. Mick himself sends a prodigious load of cum into her open mouth to conclude the scene.

What have we learned here? Well, if you’re a porn director and you want to include a story, then do so. If you don’t want to or you’re unsure, then it’s probably best just to skip it altogether. That said, The Connection is packed with smoking hot ladies and a nice variety of sexual positions and locales throughout. There are also tease elements to lead off each scene with mood music that might remind you of something straight out of a Viv Thomas catalog. It all makes for a solid porn film courtesy of the boys at Zero Tolerance. Would we say it’s the best porn-movie-with-underdeveloped-plot-that-doesn’t-make-sense-that-you’d-still-want-to-watch-for-various-reasons film of the year so far? We very well might. But, as always, we think you should watch it and judge for yourself.

Stars:   Aletta Ocean April O’Neil Lily Labeau Cathy Heaven Nick Lang Ian Scott David Perry Mick Blue Cindy Hope

Categories: All Sex

Running Time:   177 minutes

Released:   11/2010
Studio Name:   Zero Tolerance
Director:   Nate Liquor

 

 

 

 

Top Picks for the Weekend

Posted in Uncategorized on May 26th, 2011

Well, the Apocalypse has come and gone and we’re still here. Unfortunately, we had fully planned on heavenly ascension (perhaps hellish declension?) this past Saturday, so we had not anticipated writing up anything for our Top Picks of the Weekend this week. It’s tough to plan for a weekend that you think will never arrive, you know? Anyway, in lieu of our usually witty and poignant summaries, we’ll let the boxes do the talking. Er … that would be movie boxes. If you want real talking boxes, check out the 1975 film Pussy Talk. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

 

Handjob Winner 8

Handjob Winner 8 (Immoral Productions)

Shot live from 2010 EXXXTACY Show in Chicago, Illinois. The ultimate fan Gator Boy receives the coveted triple handjob! Sea J Raw squeezes and pleases an ultimate fan! Jessie Andrews makes a sweet melody out of music teacher Matt’s instrument! Sara Jay was so much for Kyle that he tapped out! Charisma Capelli shows how she turns DJ Jeff’s wheels!

 

Stars: Sara Jay Sea J. Raw Jessie Andrews Porno Dan Charisma Cappelli Heather Starlet

Categories: Cumshot Gonzo Hand Jobs

Running Time:   106 minutes

Released:   09/2010
Studio Name:   Immoral Productions
Series:   Handjob Winner
Director:   Jim Powers

 

 

My New Black Step Daddy 7

My New Black StepDaddy 7 (Devil’s Film)

If only mommy knew what was going on at home when she was at work. These young, horny girls want nothing but cock. Mom doesn’t have to worry about her daughter getting along with her stepdad; They’re going to get along just fine.

 

Stars:   Sindee Jennings Kelly Divine Lucas Stone Kaylee Hilton Justin Long Julian St. Jox Lee Bang Aiden Starr

Categories: New Release Big Dick Interracial Teen All Sex Black Dicks/White Chicks High Definition

Running Time:   121 minutes

Released:   04/2011
Studio Name:   Devil’s Film Devils Film

 

 

So Young So Sexy POV 2

So Young So Sexy POV 2 (Digital Sin)

Mike Adriano is back in town with 5 smokin’ hot horny young girls, and they’re ready to give you the fuck of your life…P.O.V. style! It’s Hayden Winters, Emma Mae, Tanner Mayes, Dani Jensen, and Kimberly Gates doing what they do best in 2 hours and 30 minutes of P.O.V. young girl action. These hotties are so young and sexy, we know that you won’t be able to resist!

 

Stars:   Tanner Mayes Hayden Winters Emma Mae Mike Adriano Gigi Rivera Dani Jensen Monica Austin

Categories: Teen Gonzo P.O.V.

Running Time:   138 minutes

Released:   12/2010
Studio Name:   Digital Sin
Director:   Laszlo H.

 

 

 

 

Featured Star: Chastity Lynn

Posted in Featured Star on May 25th, 2011
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Chastity LynnIf you enjoy porn starlets who are just like the girls you know in real life (well, presumably aside from that whole “getting naked and fucking for a living” aspect), then you will definitely be into Chastity Lynn. One of the least porno-looking girls in the business, this cute, blue-eyed blonde It Girl from Seattle gives off no pretentious airs and has her natural 34B tits intact. Hopefully those are things that will never change.

Chastity is in her early twenties but she still passes easily for a teenager, as you can see in her latest film, “Friends and Family 2.” In this absolute must-see title from Smash Pictures, Chastity is in the middle of band practice with her brother when a friendly neighborhood dad (the mighty Evan Stone) shows up to watch them rehearse. She already has a groupie! When practice is over, they hook up – Chastity clearly already knows how to act like a rock star after the show. She makes deep, sweet love to his cock with her mouth and even sucks both of his balls into her mouth at once before he gives her a good, hard fuck. Performances like this show us why Chastity is becoming a bona fide boner queen. It’s deliciously perverted because this is her friend’s dad she’s getting off with, and as any Chastity Lynn fan knows, she excels at this kind of naughtiness. She gave such arousing performances in “It’s Okay She’s My Stepdaughter 7″ and “The Babysitter 3″ (often seen as her breakout movie) that it’s easy to see how Chastity has become one of the industry’s go-to girls when a scene calls for a young siren to seduce an older man.

“The Babysitter 3″ is just one of several excellent movies that Chastity’s done for Sweet Sinner, a company that has quickly earned a reputation for putting out some of the best porn for couples and straight women. She has stolen hearts and hard-ons equally well in “My Daughter’s Boyfriend 3″ and the new Cheaters Retreat series.

As hungry as our girl is for cock, she truly is bisexual and it shows in the way she feasts on the tits and pussies of women in a significant portion of her movies. “Mother-Daughter Exchange Club 15″ features Chastity hooking up with redheaded MILF Darla Crane. Be sure to see her in “Lesbian Psycho Dramas 4,” another (slightly kinkier) coupling with Darla. To date, Chastity has also heated things up in three installments of the fantastic Road Queen series from popular studio Girlfriends Films, which has put out some of the finest erotica for those who really want authentic lesbian action.

One thing that sets Chastity apart is that she sometimes speaks Japanese in her scenes, having taken two years of university classes. We first heard her do it as far back as “So You Wanna Be a Porn Star 2,” released in late 2009. A few months later, director Rocco Siffredi also found a good use for her unusual skill in “Puppet Master 8″ by having Chastity play a German language student who stubbornly keeps speaking Japanese. Her tutor, fellow hot blonde Tara Lynn Foxx, is having none of this foolishness and the lesson ends abruptly. Chastity, apparently in a mood to keep pissing off her tutor, decides to put the moves on Tara’s husband, played by Toni Ribas. Instead of reacting with outrage, Tara decides they should make it a threeway. It’s the kind of scene that will stick with you long afterward. Chastity’s tongue has a lot to do with that, as it’s put to good use in Japanese dirty talk and licking Tara’s cute little asshole.

It was clear from the start of Chastity’s career that she’d do just about anything to earn your cum, including uninhibited throat-fucking (“Wasted Youth 7″), ass eating (“Ass Eaters Unanimous”), interracial (“Manaconda 6″), and even anal gangbang spooge-fests (“Butt Fuck Bukkake”). Given that she combined this urge to please fans with a very “real” quality and an utterly voracious appetite for both sexes, Chastity seemed clearly on her way to porn stardom even then.

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Couples Seeking Teens 6

Posted in Uncategorized on May 24th, 2011
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Couples Seeking Teens 6

This excellent series from Reality Junkies should probably be renamed “Couples Finding Teens” or “Couples Fucking Teens” or something like that. Why? Because there is never a chance that they will not succeed in their mission to locate, woo, de-clothe and mercilessly drain every milliliter or sex out of these young teen girls. You know that whole “innocence lost” thingy? Yeah, this is where that happens. The series is so good, in fact, it has us typing in double negatives.

Roxanne Hall and Jack Lawrence  finally got some days off of work to head up to their cabin. They’re packed and ready to roll with the exception of the house sitter, who has not yet arrived. When Lily Labeau does arrive, Jack is so smitten that the two decide the trip to the cabin can wait. Instead the three will take a trip to heaven. First, Jack must lay the trap: a bunch of dildos and strap-ons that he leaves on the bed. The couple pretends to leave hoping to find the trap sprung when they sneak back in. They do. Check out Roxanne get DP’ed by Jack’s cock and Lily’s strap-on.

Diamond Foxx and Bill Bailey are on what appears to be a stake-out for redheaded, freckle-faced Faye Reagan. You’d think Faye would notice a shiny new BMW parked in her driveway for the past two weeks as that is how long Bill has been peeping into Faye’s windows. He’s figured out that she comes home from school, gets a snack and immediately starts masturbating. Now, he’s brought along his wife, Diamond, so they can join in the fun. When we join Faye, she’s already had her string cheese and Jell-O pudding snacks because she strips off her top and cut-off denim shorts and starts stuffing her purple dildo into her twat. Just before she’s about to cum, Diamond knocks on the door. She informs Faye that her car has broken down. Faye lets them wait inside for the wrecker. Little does she know that the couple is about to wreck her!

Inari Vachs and Tai Cyrus are also on a stake out for some hot pussy when Jenner, the friend of the couple’s daughter, happens upon their vehicle. When she starts asking too many questions, the couple gets a bit nervous. Jenner knows damn well they aren’t looking for restaurants like they claim because they’ve been there for over an hour. In fact, she knows they’re trolling for a fuck date with a teen girl and Jenner is volunteering. She promises she won’t tell anyone. Looks like that education of hers is paying off in the blackmail department.

Jewels Jade and Eric John are trying to enjoy a lazy morning at home when they notice some vile smell coming from over yonder. Eric goes to check out what he thinks is a skunk when he finds Amia Miley and some hood toking it up on her front porch. Dude bolts and leaves Amia holding the (dime) bag. It looks like a call is going to be put in to her parents. But wait! Eric and Jewels have a change of heart when Amia tells them her boyfriend pressures her to smoke with him. After probing her a bit more, they find out he also pressures her for sex. Until now, she’s avoided it because she’s afraid she wouldn’t be any good at it. Well, Eric and Jewels are going to show her how it’s done. We fail to see how this solution helps fix the drug and truancy issues, but at least we know Amia won’t be contributing to the bad blowjob epidemic any time soon.

Finally, there’s Dana DeArmond and Justin Magnum. She’s making a pot roast for din din, but puts three place settings down. Rudimentary math tells us there’s only two of them … or is there? Dana informs Justin that she’s found a girl to help them fulfill the fantasy they’ve been talking about. Justin is excited until he realizes it’s one of his students, Lana Violet. Then he’s perturbed because if anyone finds out, his job is on the line. Dana calms his nerves, reassuring him that she’s just coming for dinner to celebrate her making the honor roll. The problem is that Lana is one of Justin’s worst students and she’d never make the honor roll. We think she just needs to apply herself a little more – to his cock!

If you enjoy viewing extremely hot threesomes between couples and lonely, sexy and very needy teens then Couples Seeking Teens is exactly what you’ve been waiting for. These couples seek and they find – everytime. They say in life there are no guarantees. Wrong.

Stars:   Roxanne Hall Inari Vachs Jewels Jade Dana DeArmond Diamond Foxx Faye Reagan Lana Violet Amia Miley Lily Labeau Tai Cyrus

Running Time:   140 minutes
Released:   05/2011
Director:   Bobby Manila

Roommates

Posted in Classic on May 23rd, 2011
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Roommates

One of the ironies of classic porn films, especially those that are revered as some of the greatest of all time, is that they are often lacking in the porn department. If you compare films of yore to today’s offerings, you would see how much more brash and in-your-face current titles have become. But much like trying to decide once-and-for-all the best athlete of all time or the greatest band of all time, the idea that comparative analysis between films of different generations can produce incontrovertible evidence that one is better than the other is more food for thought and fodder for discussion than an exact science.

Today’s porn has a lot working for it that directors and producers didn’t have two or three decades ago: societal values are looser; porn is more acceptable; and the technology that exists today allows filmmakers to do things and capture things that just weren’t possible back then. Despite the advancements, it doesn’t necessarily follow that the level of shock value contained in adult films was any less prevalent then than it is now, if taken in correct context.

But when we say “lacking in the porn department” we don’t always refer to quality. And in the case of Roommates, from 1981, the concern for many die-hard porn fanatics is a question of frequency. Still, the film is considered a triumph of adult cinema and for good reason. It has an excellent script, solid acting and keen production values. It conquered the Adult Film Association of America awards the year it was released. And it even managed to cross over into mainstream territory thanks to its being given an “R-rating” makeover.

Directed by Chuck Vincent, Roommates concerns three women, all strangers, who share an apartment in the hopes of not only making it in New York City, but also putting behind them some of the headaches and heartaches that have followed them in their lives. Their arrangement is a chance for all of them to start anew.

Billie (Samantha Fox) is a former call girl who has aspirations of making it in the world of advertising. Joan (Veroncia Hart) is a drama school graduate who is trying to hit the big time as an actress. And Sherry (Kelly Nichols) is a prominent fashion model whose fast-paced lifestyle had taken its toll on her relationships and her sobriety. Over the course of the film, the three of them form a close bond, relying on each other to keep on the straight and narrow. However, as hard as they try, their pasts continue to haunt them.

Billie gets blackmailed by a former pimp who threatens to expose her past should she fail to keep turning tricks. She gives the occasional blowjob to various men throughout, including a very inexperienced client played by Ron Jeremy. She also services several men at a bachelor party, but feels the old pain return when she realizes the bachelor party is for her lover Jim (Jack Wrangler).

Meanwhile, Joan hits it off with a gay co-actor named Eddie (Jerry Butler) during auditions for an upcoming play. Though they are close, she has been carrying on with a married man for weeks, holing up in hotel rooms and the like for quickie fucks and blowjobs that she hopes will lead to a declaration of love. When she discovers that her lover’s wife is pregnant, she is crushed but finds solace (and an unexpected fuck buddy) in Eddie after the two are approached by an agent who says that he wants to represent them. In their celebration, they fall into each other’s arms, knowing that it ultimately can’t go anywhere.

Sherry, in contrast, has been living on the edge, drinking and doing amyl-nitrite in line with her party lifestyle. Much of the time, her vices take her into frightening territory where she gets abused and violated by strange men. During one binge, she does a 69; during another, she gets gang fucked by four ruffians who use a bottle and tire iron in the attack, and piss on her as a final humiliation. She gets rescued from that attack by a guy named Joel (Jamie Gillis), who turns out to be a deranged pervert who then stalks her. In one scene, he masturbates over Sherry’s unconscious body. In another, he coerces Sherry into taking off her panties in a classy restaurant and proceeds to rub her clit under the table with his bare foot. His mind-bending performance as the insatiable psychopath earned him Best Supporting Actor Awards from the AFAA and CAFA for his mind-bending performance.

Roommates is beautifully crafted, beautifully acted and offers a rather sobering look into the struggles of big city life for three young girls trying to make it to the big time. And while it bubbles over with street cred due to its stunning level of realism, it comes up just a bit short in  the fantasy department, which unfortunately hurts its porn cred. Should that in any way sully its status as one of the all-time great classics? Watch it and decide for yourself.

 

Stars:   Veronica Hart Kelly Nichols Samantha Fox Ashley Moore Bobby Astyr Merle Michaels Jack Wrangler Ron Jeremy Jerry Butler Jamie Gillis Gloria Leonard
Categories: Feature Classic 80′s Gold
Running Time:   129 minutes
Released:   01/2003
Studio Name:   Video X Pix
Director:   Chuck Vincent

Gangbanged

Posted in Movie Review on May 20th, 2011
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GangbangedBig-name porn stars often steer clear of gangbangs, and those who participate can’t do it much lest they wear themselves out. In “Gangbanged” we have two beautiful women in their pornographic prime taking on this ultimate sexual challenge. It’s an Elegant Angel picture, which means you’re getting the perfect combination of beautiful visuals and stunning hardcore action.

It’s great to see super-famous porn veteran Lisa Ann doing this for herself and her fans. After talking with Mason about sexual fantasies, Lisa decided it was time for her first and only gangbang. Civilian men are often intimidated when a porn star like Lisa Ann invites them over for group sex, so she recruited her favorite porn dudes instead: handsome Europeans John Strong and Mick Blue; dark and lovely Jon Jon, Jason Brown, and Julius Ceazher; handsome blond Bill Bailey; and tall drink of water Criss Strokes. The guys weren’t told who they’d be fucking and all of them were given the impression it was a DP, which is only partially true. Oh, there’s double-stuffing, but so much more.

Looking even better than usual, Lisa teases in a cut-up white shirt and shiny red booty shorts that can barely contain her succulent tits and thick ass. Lisa struts down the stairs past the interracial group of seven men who are about to share her and they follow, encircling Lisa, baring and fondling her tits while she moans with growing arousal. Anticipation scorches the atmosphere. As she’s bent over sucking and stroking several guys, John Strong is the first to penetrate her moistening pussy. Soon she’s got a cock at each end, and then she goes for anal. Not long after that, the first of many double penetrations begins. Lisa gets airtight several times with a cock in every orifice, and this gets her most excited of all. It’s one of the most sensual and erotic gangbangs to be filmed in a long while.

At the end, the guys paint Lisa Ann’s pretty face with their loads and she loves it so much she scoops remnants of cream off the nearest dick to rub into her skin. She’s positively glowing. It was worth the wait – for Lisa Ann and her fans alike.

Bobbi Starr radiates such beauty and sophistication that you’d never guess she’s a porn star if you saw her in public, but her raging sexual deviance is nothing short of breathtaking. She arrives for her gangbang looking stunning with no makeup, but she does get a bit painted for the scene as she talks about previous gangbang experiences and what she wants from this one: nonstop action that will leave her hungry for even more. Bobbi says one of the reasons she does porn is that it’s a safe place to live her fantasies with people who know what they’re doing. She’s excited that her guys are of different races and nationalities – Mason quips that this is “the U.N. gangbang.” Mason is probably the greatest female porn director and the ideal match for Bobbi’s sexual abandon.

Toni Ribas, Jon Jon, Ramon Nomar, John Strong, Carlo Carrera, Jason Brown, and Danny Mountain stand on a balcony as Bobbi shows herself in another gangbang surprise. Bobbi can barely contain her excitement. The seven men join her downstairs and start to fondle her delicious body, soon divesting her of the black bra and panties. As Bobbi surrenders every hole to the circle of cocks, her shouts of pleasure will ring in your ears, stiffening your erection even more.

The rougher it gets, the more Bobbi abandons herself to animalistic bliss. Those guys who aren’t balls deep in one of her holes keep their hands busy pulling her hair or her nipples, and nobody gets left out. Bobbi is often seen testing her gag reflex on two dicks at once, and she takes lots of double anal. This is a sexual athlete giving us her best.

Anybody who enjoys hardcore group sex is bound to enjoy watching these two top performers losing themselves in a sea of flesh. It’s one of the best gangbang movies in a long time.

Stars:   Lisa Ann Toni Ribas Danny Mountain Mick Blue Ramon Nomar Julius Ceazher Bobbi Starr Jon Jon Criss Strokes Carlo Carrera Bill Bailey John Strong
Categories: GangBang Anal New Release Interracial Gonzo Double Penetration
Running Time:   140 minutes
Released:   04/2011
Studio Name:   Elegant Angel Productions
Director:   Sam No / Mason

Top Picks for the Weekend

Posted in Uncategorized on May 19th, 2011

We find ourselves in a bit of a pre-pickle-ment with this week’s edition of Top Picks for the Weekend. According to sources (mostly unreliable ones), Armageddon begins in two days. Thankfully, with Judgment Day falling on a weekend this year, we get Monday off, so it’s a nice long weekend for everyone. With parties and backyard grill-outs planned, you’ll have to find time to squeeze in these great porn flicks before the end of the day tomorrow. Otherwise, it’s just too difficult when you’re on the road with the family, heading south to burn in eternal damnation, you know? Hopefully Judgment Day will fall on a weekday next year.

 

 

A Neighbor I Want To Fuck (Hardcore Nextdoor)

 

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You’ve heard of MILFs and GILFs and probably even DILFs. Now, there’s NIWFs: Neighbor I Want to Fuck. Well, you had better hop to it because you’re running out of time. Armageddon is fast approaching, which means you ought to just skip the sugar ploy, walk over to her house and bang on the door. When she answers, say “Hi, I’m (state your name) and I’m here to claim what is rightfully mine.” Then remove her clothes, fuck the hell out of her mouth, ass and twat, then sit back and wait for the sun to set on existence. James Deen did it with Cadence Calibre. Dick Delaware did it with Jasmine Michelle. Hell, Rudy, Robert Rosenberg and Brandon Iron all had the same idea with Czech beauty Sharka Blue. You know these sexpots have been wanting to fuck you for a long time as well, so what have you got to lose? Get to it!

Stars: Sharka Blue Electra Angels Cadence Calibre Jasmine Michelle Allysin Chaynes Brandon Irons Rick Masters Rudy James Brossman Dick Delaware Robert Rosenberg James Deen

Categories: New Release International All Sex

Running Time:   133 minutes

Released:   04/2011

 

 

Superstar Showdown: Texas vs Vandella (Vouyer)

Superstar Showdown: Texas vs Vandella

First, it was Tori Black going toe-to-toe and pussy-to-pussy with Alexis Texas. Then came the beast from the East, Asa Akira, versus big-booty mama Kristina Rose. After that, Courtney Cummz squared off with the nicely rounded Bree Olson in a winner-take-all showdown. Now, in the fourth installment of this wickedly competitive sex series, Alexis Texas is back for a shot at another blonde bombshell Sara Vandella. Texas is a Buttwoman, an AVN and XBIZ award winner and a squirter. Vandella is a beautiful freak with D-cup tits and a fan favorite. Series creator A. Slayer once again orchestrates the festivities, adding Sunny Lane and Sammie Rhodes to the mix for extra thrills and spills, which include: solos, handjobs, blowjobs, girl/girl, boy/girl and lots more. In many ways, both women are winners, but in reality, only one of them is. Find out by watching Superstar Showdown: Texas vs Vandella from Vouyer Media.

Stars:   Alexis Texas Sara Vandella Bill Bailey Chris Johnson Mary Carey Sammie Rhodes Marco Banderas Kirsten Price Sunny Lane Michelle Maylene Anthony Rosano Jordan Ash

Categories: New Release Blondes Natural Breasts All Sex

Running Time:   175 minutes

Released:   03/2011

Studio Name:   Vouyer Media
Director:   A. Slayer

 

 

Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Miley Cyrus’ 18th Birthday (Hustler)

Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Miley Cyrus' 18th Birthday

Sometimes parodies hit a little too close to home. So, we have to ask: is this release by Hustler really just an innocent parody, or is it a portent of (sexy and dirty) things to come for the Achy Breaky Tart, Miley Cyrus? We all know the pressures that can be put on teen television and music stars during their formative years. We also know that Miley has a glomming, wash-out country fraud for a dad and that Miley has already shown an affinity for getting naked in front of a lens. Though it was a tasteful shoot, it seems like it’s only a matter of time until her star fades, the crowds go silent and Miley is trying to cling to fame just a little longer. That means bearing it all and stuffing a Montana-sized Johnson down her gullet. So, while you’re watching this hair-pulling, cock-sucking, pussy-splitting spectacle, keep in mind that you may be catching glimpse into the not-so-distant future of this soon-to-be has-been. Oh, and Happy 18th Birthday to you, Miley!

Stars:   Alexis Grace Chad Alva Ryan Driller Julia Ann Barrett Blade Tiffany Tyler Marcus London Alan Stafford Eden Adams Ruby Rayes Jay Rock Eddie Adams

Running Time:   132 minutes

Released:   12/2010
Studio Name:   Hustler
Director:   Lee Roy Myers

 

Featured Studio: White Ghetto

Posted in Featured Studio on May 18th, 2011
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White GhettoWith more than 550 movies on demand, White Ghetto offers a smorgasbord of carnal delights ripe for the feasting. They’ve set out a selection of sausages in light and dark varieties. Theirs is among the finest selections of white and dark meats on the porno buffet. If you’re in the mood for some Indian, they’ll fix you up with some savory vindaloo. Then you can have some hair pie for dessert. Mmm… Can you tell it’s nearly lunchtime as this is being written?

Bad food metaphors aside, the fact is that White Ghetto’s got something for everybody, like a good buffet. In spite of their name, they are not an exclusively white studio, but maybe the name is about porn on the fringes. There’s nothing high-class about these movies; this is porn for people with wild sexual fantasies. The studio is known for catering (argh, there we go again) to many niches. After all, “My Girlfriend’s Giant Cock 3″ is their most popular movie in our theater right now. It’s one of more than 100 shemale titles the studio has released, also including the Monsters of She Male Cock series.

If you like your girls without that something extra in the panties, then don’t fret. You can still choose from hundreds of other movies from White Ghetto. The insatiable cuties of “No Pill, No Condom… No Problem” are new to fucking and getting pumped full of cum is a novelty that they won’t protest. If you still fantasize about the first time your first girlfriend took your cock in her hand with a look that said she’d never held anything like it before, then this movie will charm the cum right out of your hard-on. Of particular interest is cover girl Ivy Winters, one of the hottest starlets, stealing the show in scene three.

Celebrating the “fuck ‘em and chuck ‘em” method, “Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am” is a movie for you hopeless romantics in search of one good night with a busty beauty. Maybe you’d like just one fuck with the hot Vannah Sterling, who closes the movie with a scene that features her copious cleavage getting fucked and later sprayed with seed. Who wouldn’t? Sometimes it’s the girl who’s only after one thing, as seen in “Please Cum on My Face.” These girls aren’t in it for the long haul, just a long pole.

The women of “Her First Girlfriend” aren’t interested in anything quite so phallic unless it’s plastic. Mainly, they just want to lick their first clit. In “Real Queer Girls” you’ll enjoy watching women who have had more than just one girlfriend. You’ll find more seasoned lesbians teaching sweet young beauties about the pleasures of pussy in “Cougars and Coeds.”

Practically nothing is off limits for White Ghetto, from grannies to midget porn to the seedy adventures of ball-busting broads and the submissive men who love them. If you want to see a couple of heartless hotties bang a slew of studs while their hapless hubbies can only watch, then White Ghetto gives you that in the delicious “Cuckold Gang Bang.” There’s even a movie called “This Is Not… Slumdog Millionaire… This Is a XXX Spoof,” which proves that porn parodies can be made out of anything.

White Ghetto calls itself the “#1 name in niche hardcore porn” and they have the movies to back it up!

Black Kong Dong 6: Office Sluts Cougars and Coeds Cuckold Gang Bang My Girlfriend's Giant Cock 3 This Is Not... Slumdog Millionaire... It's A XXX Spoof

A.S.A. Asian Sex Addict

Posted in Uncategorized on May 17th, 2011
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A.S.A. Asian Sex Addict

If you’re not familiar with Asa Akira, then you really need to try harder to avoid diversions, ignore distractions, and pay more attention to porn. This far-eastern sexpot pretty much “pwned” the 2011 AVN awards with her movie “Insatiable”, taking home four prestigious awards including: Best Double Penetration Sex Scene, Best Anal Sex Scene, Best Three-Way Sex Scene (G/B/B), and the fan-voted Favorite Movie. The film is an absolutely essential part of any Asa Akira film fan’s XXX collection.

But before you get to the essentials, it’s critical to understand the basics. And this is where Vouyer Media comes in. They’ve assembled an amazing collection of some of Asa’s best performances from recent months and put it together in this 8-scene retrospective called A.S.A. Asian Sex Addict. It’s a fantastic jumping off point if you’re new to the porn game and want to see some of the moves that made Asa into the award-winning superstar she is today. And if you’re a wily old veteran of adult fare, you certainly won’t mind taking a trip through memory lane, that is if your mind hasn’t long ago been blown to unrecognizable bits from watching Asa in action.

It’s ridiculously difficult to cover all the nitty-gritty details of all eight scenes in a blog entry, so we’ll delve into highlights of the highlights instead.

The first scene begins where many porn flicks begin: the blowjob. Asa offers up more of a “slowjob” to Erik Everhard, riffing off of his moans and groans while dallying her way around the head and shaft of his large cock. Later, she squeals out like Paul Stanley at the beginning of “Heaven’s on Fire” while getting her sweet oriental pussy fucked from behind – all of it on a nice old wooden staircase. Fine work indeed … the staircase too.

In Boys Will be Toys (scene two by which it’s also known), Asa she alternates face time … er, twat time between an immense glass dildo and two stiff cocks.

Scene three, Femdom Fetish, finds the lovely starlet taking a more dominant role. Here, you’ll see her wrap Jordan Ash around her little finger and wrap her mouth around his prick. Jordan will not see it. He is blindfolded, meaning he can only touch, hear, smell and taste Asa’s presence. Given the choice between that and a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, we’d take it, but that fifth sense would have given him an eyeful of her fine body in short black leather shorts and see-thru top. Asa relents eventually, allowing him to watch her drop to her knees and tongue the head of his cock. Mish, doggie, CG and spoon-style fucking ensues and you have got to see the load she takes on her face in this one. We’re talking Monsters of Jizz-type territory that pretty much glues everything shut, including her eyes. How ironic.

For the fourth scene, Vince Vouyer and company have revived Asa’s first-ever Vouyer Media performance and it is a good one. In this scenario, Marco Banderas and Sascha contribute their cocks and cum to a lively threesome. Asa takes a serious fingercuffing and then two cream pies, the latter one by Sascha being of the sloppy seconds variety. The hybrid blend of jizz spills out of Asa’s pussy, prompting her to scoop it up and force feed it to herself. As we find out, this scene was also Asa’s first cream pie scene and her first time taking on two guys at once.

Talon moves the sexscapades out of doors into the wilderness. His doggie-style assault  on her pussy compels her to become a tree hugger by necessity. It’s the only way she can maintain her balance. But the real fireworks begin when they head back indoors. Asa takes a load to the face after getting fucked in mish and then a second load all over her ass after a surprise guest makes an unscheduled appearance and hammers her in doggie for a second time. It’s at this point you really begin to appreciate what Asa brings to the table (or couch as is the case). Even after her planned scene is done, and after she could have walked away with a nice payday, she takes on another guy just for the love of the game. This girl really is insatiable!

The next scene is probably the most cliché in terms of set-up. Johnny Sins is an out of work employee desperately looking to sew up a job. Boss girl Asa tests his willingness to do her bidding by making him strip and then requesting that he fuck her. What’s notable here are the hot mutual masturbation shots and her amazing handjob skills. Plus, the cumshot she takes onto her body at the end is pretty stellar. Unfortunately, so is the cleaning bill she’s going to have as he dumps most of it onto her business attire. That’s going to cost a hopeful candidate the job. Poor Johnny.

In terms of intensity, nothing can match the Girl/Girl Competition scenario in scene seven. On set, Asa is joined by two-time, back-to-back AVN Performer of the Year Award winner Tori Black. When these two detonate, the jolt can be heard worldwide. Watch their faces as well as their bodies in this one. You can literally see the ferocity with which the two go at each other’s strategic points. The brilliant shot here is Asa on top of Tori in 69 position, with Tori licking the translucent film covering Asa’s folds while jamming a finger into her asshole. The double wand mutual masturbation shot is the sweet, sweet icing on the cake.

While the last scene with Mr. Pete isn’t the most engaging, it rounds out the film with a much-needed anal scene to make this collection complete.

Believe it or not, according to her own testimony, Asa claims she is not a wild girl … well, at least not until the cocks and/or pussy make an appearance. Then all bets are off.  A.S.A. Asian Sex Addict clocks in at about 245 minutes in length. That’s over four hours of sex-drenched craziness that spans eight scenes. If nothing else, it will get you up to speed on one of the hottest brands going in porn today, at which point you should immediately go watch the “Insatiable” film. If at that point Asa’s overwhelming allure isn’t painfully obvious, then we’re not sure there’s much hope for you.

Stars:   Asa Akira Erik Everhard Mr. Pete Talon Marco Banderas Jerry Anthony Rosano Joe Blow Johnny Sins Jordan Ash Sasha (m) Tori Black

Categories: Asian Anal New Release Interracial Gonzo

Running Time:   245 minutes

Released:   04/2011
Studio Name:   Vouyer Media