Charlie’s Porno Adventure (Powersville)
Just like the Tiger Woods fiasco produced a spate of mock Tiger porn, so too is the unfortunate utterings of one Charlie Sheen causing a major ripple in the space-porn continuum. Evan Stone portrays “Charlie”, Hollywood’s bad-turned-stupid boy, while Jamie James, Hollie Stevens, Kacey Jordan, Victoria White, Vicki Chase and Elizabeth Anne portray his various hardcore lust interests in this crazy adventure. In the puffy director’s pants is Jim Powers, which always means there’s going to be a bunch of bizarre, sometimes non-sequitur shit that goes down…and most likely the girls too. In the first scene, the cops are called to Charlie’s place to respond to a disturbance. Charlie’s been snorting penis pills again and the fallout after he hallucinates about fucking Holly Stevens is brutal. In the second scene, he’s at it again only with Victoria White. No man is an island, but he fucks her on one and she sucks vodka off his balls. Vicky Chase, Kacey Jordan and short-haired Jamie James follow suit with ball sucking, hand jobs and anal fingering to complete this drug-fueled binge to end all binges. But are the girls really there or is Charlie just imagining it all – you know like the real Charlie imagines we actually give a rat’s ass about his antics.
My Mother’s best Friend 3 (Sweet Sinner)
You’ve most likely heard the term “love triangle”. Well, Nica Noelle’s films are more like love squares or love polygons because the storylines contained within always have a lot more dimensions to them than usual. In My Mother’s Best Friend 3, the shape of the scenarios is much the same. This time, however, Nica herself writes in a part for her. How does this one go? Well, newly separated Darla Crane comes to stay with Nica for the summer. But when her son arrives home, what was just a teenage crush with twigs years ago, now creates some sparks between the two. Dismayed by their overt attraction, Nica raises her concerns with husband Christian X, who glosses her fears over with an intense fuck session. Admittedly, watching Nica fuck on film is like watching Mark Twain raft down a river or paint a fence. Christian is several years Nica’s junior and acts like it with his petulant behavior and unseemly comments. He also secretly lusts after Nica’s best friend. So, when he spies the two of them playing kissy face with each other, it’s game on for Christian as he tries to outplay the young player. Will Nica find out that Darla has betrayed her with both her husband and son?
Big League Squirters 2 (Lethal Hardcore)
Nika pumps iron and gets pumped by giant dick. Things get even wetter when her pussy gushes from a massive number of cock reps. Alexis is a busty Asian with sweet DD tits who squirts from mere penile penetration. But the cock she plays with squirts back. Natasha Nice hires Joe big-cock-fix-it-guy to repair her sink, but when she gets horny her pussy starts leaking too. He seals that up good. Sheena is a hot slut with a bubble butt, perky tits and a pussy that sprays like a fire hydrant when she cums. She loves the intensity she feels when she projectile cums and it appears she doesn’t mind a thick cock in her twat either. And last, but not least, Mandy gets thirsty for cum after she exerts herself in the squirt department.