You know what’s great about sports? There are winners and losers, that’s what. Even when two losers square off, one of them becomes a winner, at least for a day. You know what sucks about sports? It’s not porn. You know what else sucks about sports? When your television market decides it would rather show two losers doing battle instead of putting on a game with some really good competition.
You know what’s great about porn? It’s not sports. You know what else is great about porn? There are also winners and losers, BUT you don’t have to watch the losers…mostly because no television market will show porn…but we digress. The point is this: you are free to watch whatever porn you like and we think winners are the way to go. How do you know winning porn from the other stuff? We’re glad you asked. That’s what the Top Picks for the Weekend is all about. So, if you’ve got no immediate plans and you don’t feel like curling up with a book, unfurl yourself with some top notch porn.
Mother Lover Society 2 (Sweetheart Video)
We’ve all heard of cougars, but the second installment of the latest lesbian series from Sweetheart Video and prolific director Nica Noelle is more like reverse cougar-ism in passive aggressive form. In this one, some young hotties develop an overwhelming curiosity about why older women are so great in the sack. Sparing no method to get the answers they seek, the result is lots of great girl-on-girl action, including plenty of fingering, rimming, tribbing, and masturbation.
Phatty’s Rhymes & Dimes 14 (Brian Pumper Productions)
Who’s bad? These bitches are bad…and that’s good! PR&D is jam-packed with loads of newbie booty, ready to shake and shimmy gonzo-style all over some massive black cocks. BrianPumper always knows how to do it up right and this 2-part installment of his well-received series is no different. If you’re into doggie-style fucking, this is one to check out. Plus, Montana Fishburne “chips” in some ball sucking and fancy footjob work.
Screw My Wife Please 72 (Wildlife Productions)
Sometimes box covers say all that need to be said about a movie. This would be one of those times. “Did you ever look at your neighbor’s wife and wonder what it will be like to bang her? Well, now you can get all that same excitement without the danger of getting shot!” If that doesn’t scream “Watch Me!” nothing will. For lovers of Voyeurism, Domination, Choking, Tit-Fucking, Handjobs, Deep Throating and even Threeways, you may have found your Holy (shit!) Grail.
Stars: Mrs. I. Drew, Mrs. A. Ross, Mrs. A. Copps, Mrs. K. Lindstrom, and Mrs. L. McGehee