Archive for September, 2010

Top Picks for the Weekend

Posted in Uncategorized on September 30th, 2010

Screw My Wife Please

You know what’s great about sports? There are winners and losers, that’s what. Even when two losers square off, one of them becomes a winner, at least for a day. You know what sucks about sports? It’s not porn. You know what else sucks about sports? When your television market decides it would rather show two losers doing battle instead of putting on a game with some really good competition.

You know what’s great about porn? It’s not sports. You know what else is great about porn? There are also winners and losers, BUT you don’t have to watch the losers…mostly because no television market will show porn…but we digress. The point is this: you are free to watch whatever porn you like and we think winners are the way to go. How do you know winning porn from the other stuff? We’re glad you asked. That’s what the Top Picks for the Weekend is all about. So, if you’ve got no immediate plans and you don’t feel like curling up with a book, unfurl yourself with some top notch porn.

Mother Lover Society 2 (Sweetheart Video)

We’ve all heard of cougars, but the second installment of the latest lesbian series from Sweetheart Video and prolific director Nica Noelle is more like reverse cougar-ism in passive aggressive form. In this one, some young hotties develop an overwhelming curiosity about why older women are so great in the sack. Sparing no method to get the answers they seek, the result is lots of great girl-on-girl action, including plenty of fingering, rimming, tribbing, and masturbation.

Stars: Darla Crane, Kasey Chase, Sinn Sage, Sara Stone, Erica Lauren, Ruby Red, and Magdalene St. Michaels

Phatty’s Rhymes & Dimes 14 (Brian Pumper Productions)

Who’s bad? These bitches are bad…and that’s good! PR&D is jam-packed with loads of newbie booty, ready to shake and shimmy gonzo-style all over some massive black cocks. BrianPumper always knows how to do it up right and this 2-part installment of his well-received series is no different. If you’re into doggie-style fucking, this is one to check out. Plus, Montana Fishburne “chips” in some ball sucking and fancy footjob work.

Stars: Rena, Megan Vaughn, Ceraa, Flossee, and Montana Fishburne (Chippy D.), daughter of Hollywood actor Laurence Fishburne

Screw My Wife Please 72 (Wildlife Productions)

Sometimes box covers say all that need to be said about a movie. This would be one of those times. “Did you ever look at your neighbor’s wife and wonder what it will be like to bang her? Well, now you can get all that same excitement without the danger of getting shot!” If that doesn’t scream “Watch Me!” nothing will. For lovers of Voyeurism, Domination, Choking, Tit-Fucking, Handjobs, Deep Throating and even Threeways, you may have found your Holy (shit!) Grail.

Stars: Mrs. I. Drew, Mrs. A. Ross, Mrs. A. Copps, Mrs. K. Lindstrom, and Mrs. L. McGehee

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Registered Nurses 3

Posted in New Release on September 29th, 2010
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Registered Nurses 3

What health plans do these patients have? Seriously. We’ve all heard of Cadillac plans before, but these are more like Bentleys. Well, except for the “bent” part. It seems when you are placed into the care of one of these sexy medical practitioners, you are guaranteed to have your afflictions all straightened out. Okay, replace “afflictions” with the word “cock” and that’s more accurate.

It’s difficult to see how any of these women made it through nursing school and became registered health professionals. From what we’re able to gather, their knowledge of the body seems to stretch from just below the navel to right above the ischium. (That’s the hip bone in case you were wondering.) Sure, the penis is a great source of rejuvenative power for most guys, but unless you happen to be Marvin Gaye, sexual healing isn’t the only or necessarily the best method of rehabilitation.

Okay, it is. And it doesn’t matter how much schooling you’ve undertaken or how many sheepskins you have dangling from your wall, if you can get the job done and make the patient better that’s all that matters in the end.

Speaking of ends, Alexis Texas, one in a long line of Buttwomen, stars in this one. She’s more infatuated with the resident doctor, Evan Stone, than with her patients, but she certainly tries his patience with her cock infatuation. Watch her dirty talk her way to a good fuck.

The rest of the talent is what we often refer to in the business as “sluts”…oh, and “up and comers”. Jessie Andrews, Katie Jordan, and the wonderfully colorful human sketch pad Ryder Skye are all quite the sexpots. Highlights include Ryder double-fist jacking Ralph Long to orgasm, Jessie Andrews beautifully puffy pussy lips and Katie Jordan’s bout of rump shaking.

Keep your eye, however, on the unbelievable Lexi Bloom in this one. The way she sweet talks and fucks Marco Rivera and his extremities back to functionality after a recent bout of paralysis is exceptionally hot. She is pleasing on the eyes, the ears and she has a scintillatingly structured ass to boot.

Still, one question remains: what kind of health plan do these people have?

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Luscious Lopez

Posted in AVN Nominees, Featured Star on September 28th, 2010
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Luscious Lopez

It really doesn’t matter to what Luscious Lopez’ name refers. Whether it’s an homage to her large, enticing derriere or her silky smooth skin or something else entirely, Luscious is, well, something else entirely.

Born in California, Luscious was always a bit of an extrovert. While attending art school, she volunteered herself to be the still life model for other drawing and photography students. It was a case of life imitating art, imitating life. Though it’s unclear if she gained any extra credit for going above and beyond the call of duty, she certainly gained more of a desire to flaunt her vicious curves in front of the camera. Soon after, she started her adult film career at the ripe young age of 24.

Even at a point in life where a beautiful girl, thrust into a rather notorious industry, can be highly influenced, Luscious has kept in complete control of her career and body, choosing to avoid unnatural enhancements to her gorgeously proportioned figure. She neither tans, nor tats and refuses to add or subtract inches from her 36B-24-38 contours.

Her Hispanic heritage and her penchant for anal sex and DPs has been featured in movies like Luscious Lopez…aka Filthy Whore and Latin Butthole Stretchers, however her nicely blended skin tone is chameleonic enough to allow her to star in a wide variety of other film roles, take for instance her smolderingly hot starring role in Lexington Loves Big White Booty.

Even though interracial fare and anal sex tends to dominate her work, she says that she loves to suck a bunch of cock “when I can fit them in my poor little mouth.” Well, that poor little mouth of hers should prepare for an acceptance speech one of these days as her undeniable talent has netted Luscious several industry nominations, including the 2006 XRCO Award nominee for Unsung Siren, the 2007 AVN Award nominee for Best Anal Sex Scene in the film Manhunters, and a 2007 AVN Award nominee for Best Group Sex Scene in Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

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Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle

Posted in AVN Nominees, Classic, Feature on September 27th, 2010
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Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle

The word “classic” is an overused term. That is especially true when referring to film, maybe not so much as “awesome” or “sweet”, but we tend to ascribe it haphazardly to movies that are good, or funny, or memorable in some way even when they lack the historical relevance that really defines something classic. How many times have you heard someone say something like, “Do you remember that scene in that movie when that dude strapped himself to the front of that car and pretended like he was a hood ornament? Man, that was classic,” upon leaving a movie theater.

Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle is a porn classic by any definition. It possesses not only a glut of memorable moments, like the daisy chain scene between Annie, Lisa B., Heather Young, Diana May, Bunny Hatton, plus an endless parade of ridiculously great blowjobs, threesomes and more, but it is a wonderful relic from the Golden Age of porn, a classic in the truest sense . Filmed by legendary Sexploitation-era director Joe Sarno, DIAS is one of the original five “Inside” series of movies that included Inside Seka, Inside Jennifer Welles, All About Gloria Leonard and Inside Little Oral Annie. They were originally released by Distribpix, perhaps the most prominent and important adult distribution company that ever was. Started by legendary video entrepreneur Arthur Morowitz, Distribpix shipped XXX films to major movie houses coast-to-coast during an era when movie theaters still littered the corners of major metropolitan cities.

Since then, Distribpix has became Video-X-Pix, but only the name has changed. The legacies of Arthur Morowitz and prominent Sexploitation-era directors like Joe Sarno, Ron Sullivan, and The Amero Brothers have been preserved brilliantly by Arthur’s son Steven, who now runs the company with a small, yet close-knit band of like-minded movie buffs. Recently, they unearthed a treasure trove of original 35mm negatives from the Distribpix vault, including DIAS. Thousands of dollars and man hours have been spent conducting HD transfers on a handpicked selection of these old masters. The results of their labor are what you will find here in our VOD, and they are indeed stunning: enhanced 1080p resolution, crystalline picture, richer sound and color, and an opportunity to see Annie like you’ve never seen her before.

Porn has come a long way since the Golden Era, but only a select few movies, like Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle, can truly be called classics. Don’t miss this one!

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