The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody
With Betty White being all the rage, it’s no surprise New Sensations made “The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody.” One morning, Dorothy tells the girls her friend Jean is coming to visit and Rose gets uncomfortable remembering how Jean put the moves on her before. Then we flash back 20 years and that’s when all the fucking happens.
Diamond Foxxx plays Blanche as a proud slut. She calls plumber Johnny Castle to tempt Jean with some man meat but ends up getting him herself because Jean’s not interested. Those big tits are a great piece of bait that Johnny can’t help grabbing. Diamond is super hot with good deep throating skills. Great shots of her ass, too.
Dorothy (Raylene) hasn’t been fucked in years and thanks to a pep talk from Blanche, she puts moves on landscaper Rocco Reed. Raylene has the great tits and nice ass she always had, so even though she’s no young babe she’s definitely a MILF. Rocco spends a while getting her ready by eating her pussy and she sucks his cock. Things get hotter once she’s riding him.
Later, Rose (Julia Ann) tells Sophia she’s falling for Jean. Sophia says maybe it’s because she hasn’t had a man in a while, and as luck would have it a man shows up to deliver flowers to Rose from Jean. Joel (Levi Cash) is eager to stroke her petals and she opens up to him. They build up good heat and Julia Ann shows why she’s the AVN MILF Performer of the Year with the way she goes after the cock. She blows him for a long time before he gives her a nice licking. Rose is mature, but she’s flexible and I don’t just mean she’s got an open mind. She fingers her own butt while he’s doing her sidesaddle.
That night, Jean (Jewels Jade) goes to the kitchen and finds Marcus (James Deen), another plumber. After she shares her cheesecake and her troubles with him, he charms his way into her panties and makes her scream by eating and fingering her pussy. Jewels has huge fake tits and a tight body, and looks anything but old. Marcus fucks her so good that when Blanche shows up looking for her midnight snack of Marcus, Jean admits fucking a man was good. Rose shows up in the living room to see what all the noise is. Jean thanks Rose for helping her see that she’s bi after all. Now Jean wants to fuck her way to Fort Lauderdale, men and women alike.
Sophia (Rachel Love) comes out to complain about the noise and how it’s keeping her from doing laundry. It turns out it’s not laundry but Londra (gorgeous Puma Swede). There is a lot of breast play and it’s great because they both have such big tits, Puma’s silicone and Rachel’s all natural. They have some nice, wet pussy play and use some dildos. Twenty years later, Sophia is still smiling about it at the end of the movie.
These turn out to be Golden Cougars and not the elderly women from the original Golden Girls, but that’s good if you’re more into MILFs than GILFs. It’s a good way to pornify the show and make it sexy.